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Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined August 2011
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Throw away the keys!
TEXT messages between Brand and victim: 3:29 a.m. after the alleged incident, Brand texted: “I’m sorry. That was crazy and selfish. I hope you can forgive me, I know that you’re a lovely person. X.” She later replied that he had scared her, that “when a girl say[s] NO it means no,” and asked about testing. He replied: “[I’m] very sorry. You don’t need to get tested. I will make this up to you somehow with live [sic] and kindness. Not my original idea which was more sex. You’ve been lovely to me and I’m embarrassed by my behaviour. Sorry. X.” ___________________________________________ She sought care at a sexual health clinic (not a general hospital A&E primarily for acute trauma) shortly afterward because of pain, bleeding (including from an anal tear), and strong fear she had contracted HIV or another blood-borne virus after non-consensual anal sex without a condom. She described being in significant physical distress (“bleeding everywhere,” unable to sit comfortably, looking ashen/ill).⁠ Clinic/nurse records (via the nurse’s written statement read in court): The woman told the nurse that Brand “had anal sex without a condom and she didn’t want that and didn’t consent to that.” Clinic staff assessed her as at high risk of infection; she was tested (results were negative) and referred for therapy sessions. This contemporaneous medical disclosure aligned with what she told others.⁠ People she told at the time (days/weeks after in 2009): She disclosed to her parents, friends, boyfriend, a colleague/manager at work, and the sexual health nurse. Multiple people encouraged her to go to the police; she declined at the time, saying she would not be believed because she had gone to his house willingly for what began as consensual sex. Coverage notes roughly eight witnesses describing immediate post-incident accounts (pain, non-consent, being told to “clear up the mess,” etc.), with further disclosures later.⁠The Guardian Witnesses for this allegation: The court heard from 24 witnesses (some reports say 25 or “two dozen”) connected to her—family, friends, colleagues, the nurse, an ex-boyfriend, and others—who gave evidence (in person, by statement, or remotely) that she had told them a consistent account of non-consensual anal rape after consensual vaginal sex, the pain, the cleanup demand, and her distress. These were presented to support her credibility and show early, consistent disclosure rather than a later invention after media coverage.⁠The Guardian (Note: The broader police investigation into Brand involved hundreds of interviews and more than 340 witness statements overall across multiple allegations. Brand denied non-consensual activity, claimed encounters were consensual or later reimagined, and was convicted of this rape plus three sexual assaults against other women; he was acquitted on some other counts.)
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The specific texts are from a 2012 allegation by a different woman. For the 2009 rape conviction the victim disclosed the non-consensual anal sex to a nurse, friends and family shortly after and many witnesses testified in court to her consistent account. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… reuters.com/business/media… thetimes.com/uk/crime/artic…
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He writes SNL jokes for a living
Trump's bizarre press briefing ends with Dana White turning down the press secretary job
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Not Mississippi turning Blue 🤯🤯
Harry Enten makes that case that the fight for Mississippi is over. Scott Colom will be the next senator. And it will be excruciatingly hard for Republicans to flip the Senate in 2028.
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Tell me ungumXhosa without saying it
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Secure your ICC World Cup tickets.
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Druski on SNL 👌🏾
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This is actually so cool. Pun intended
LA’s new Mayor Nithya Raman is a Harvard and MIT-educated public planner—and it shows ✨
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I go back to work tomorrow after losing my mother and being away for some time. Ulale ngoxolo MaMpinga wam🙏🏾
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President Dumb-Dumb did it again
This is wild, even by President Trump’s standards.
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I hate coalition politics. The GNU is a failed project. Kubekiselaphi kwi local municipal governments? Sisenjeni
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Enjoyed this 🤣
The GOP's PR team Every line is a banger 🤣
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Who’s this NkebeNkebe???
This is no longer content, this is abnormal.💀💀😭😭
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My wife wanted us to watch S4 of The Diplomat. Did she not sleep 10min in. lol. Back to the Rugby. Jordie Barrett is one heck of a player.
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I love this guy.
The only political leader in the UK brave enough to say this is @ZackPolanski...
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This is painful to watch. We were on a good track. Andiyazi le sikuyo ngoku.
He’s in disbelief😭😭
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Sinyile ngulo girl. Sidikwa msinya
Yonela Dabula asking celebrities random questions.
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Nisezohlala emikhukhwini, as a DA policy.
WATCH | DA’s Gauteng Federal chairperson Solly Msimanga supports the DA’s stance on informal settlement, stating that the ANC created an unrealistic expectation that everyone would get housing. Video: Koena Mashale.
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We need to have practical rules in governance: 1. The party with the most votes must be given the chance to lead. 2. Coalitions must be long-term. Signed. 3. Only parties outside the coalition should be allowed to bring a motion of no confidence. 4. Down with “kingmakers”.
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A dip in the pool is needed
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The only credit I’ll give the ANC is that they didn’t suppress democracy. They work with their opposition. These Local Elections are yet another strong message of rejection. In the next General Elections, they will certainly lose power, outright. It’s a damn shame.
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