“News for the unemployed” Yeah thanks i needed it

having sex with an edtwt girl feels like putting your dick between the pelvic floor of a skeleton at the lab

I hate when I'm trying to comfort someone and i say "I'm sorry that happened" and they say it’s not your fault" like obviously it's not my fucking fault I didn't kill your damn dog

me liking your tweet is purely sexual i am NOT your friend

my safe word is SpongeBob

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Started listening to Quran at the gym for double XP gains.

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Oh to have a death like Arthur morgan

guys stop with the rape threats