Random thoughts and comments of a middle aged guy. Just here for the entertainment.

on the cusp of mystery
Joined February 2009
I know a bad tweet when I write one
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🤣😂🤣
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I need coffee so strong it lifts a car off me.
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Need something stronger than coffee but less than crack.
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halloween is not needed this year. the world is scary enough
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Looks fade, I’d prefer having interesting shit to say
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Not a bad way to spend a Sat. 🔥🥃📖
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If no one told you today… I hope something good happens to you today.
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I give up typos. You win
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you should listen to capricorn more often, leo.
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That's enough drinks...but not enough of the band. 🎶🎶🤘🤘🤘
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My wife was sad, so l showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways.
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Awesome
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Call her toots Bitches love when you call them toots
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No matter how busy I am, I’ll always find time to waste on here.
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Some days you just feel fluffy...but you're not.
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That was a struggle
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Unapologetically myself.
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i wonder if my evil twin is also the evil twin
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