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Joined October 2023
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Breaking News
kushner works for mossad
& Her majesty Lady Lydsey Graham loved dick.
Thank you captain obvious.
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🚨🇨🇳 A Chinese glass company just turned the RIOTS in France into FREE advertising!
Hengxinfeng filmed NOTHING, just posted a video of its unbreakable windows on social media, and went VIRAL.
EPIC TROLLING!
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🚨BREAKING! Kash Patel is targeting Ketanji Brown Jackson’s husband for selling Supreme Court access!
“For $500,000, you can plead your case privately to one of nine justices,” Patel revealed. “Brown Jackson compromised at least seven cases.”
The FBI Director says the ethics committee can handle her, he’s got his sights set on the husband.
Corruption in robes won’t stand.
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𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗜𝗧𝗬 𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗚𝗢𝗧 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗗!
.@AlexStein99 took the microphone today at the @PortlandGov City Council’s City Life Committee meeting!
Portland politics just got a dose of PRIME TIME 99! 🎤🔥
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ELECTION FRAUD COVERUP: Hundreds of Maine Absentee Ballot Envelopes Mysteriously Shipped to Soros-Linked Nonprofit at Maryland Residence -
Democrat AG's Office Declines Subpoena. Investigation CLOSED Without Answers
The coverup is worse than the crime.
thegatewaypundit.com/2026/10…
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🚨 MUST WATCH: THE WHITE HOUSE JUST DROPPED ITS NEW TRUMP TV VIDEO 📺
"MAKING. AMERICA. GREAT. AGAIN."
Watch till the end. This one gives you chills 🇺🇸
What does this say about the next 2 years? 🤔
🎥 @WhiteHouse
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Elon Musk made a bunch of money the last few years and commie Bernie says "gee, I wonder why"
Um...Elon's landing rocket ships backwards and building flying cars, you stupid communist. I know you've never built anything, you've only ever worked for government, but Elon not only makes cool shit, he also directly employs over 160,000 people, and God knows how many people make a living using his work product. How many people have you employed in your life, Bernard? What have you built? You've never produced anything of value in your entire impotent life...gee, I wonder why?
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BREAKING: The nation’s first-ever Detransition Clinic is now open as a result of my historic settlement with Texas Children’s Hospital.
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We ask that all firearm owners put this on their wall.
The Supreme Court of the United States has affirmed that the right to keep and bear arms is a fundamental right of the individual.
If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, and you are not afraid to show it, re-post this!!! ... I hope to see this re-posted by a lot of my friends. Remember, if we outlaw guns, then only outlaws will have guns!!!
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“Here, we observe a remarkable confrontation between maternal indignation and cardiovascular inadequacy. One combatant possesses superior agility. The other possesses sufficient mass to influence local weather patterns. Evolution remains unimpressed.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm
#DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #TheFastAndTheFamished #NaturalSelection #BackyardBrawl
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Okay. Who has an Ambien story?
I can vividly recall two things. After taking Ambien, for some reason, I would browse Amazon and, apparently, make purchases. For the next few days, items would just appear. I got tired of returning items so I just kept them.
The other memory I have is that my wife asked me what had gotten into me the previous night. I had no idea what she was referring to. Apparently, we had engaged in an intense sexual encounter. I had no memory of it unfortunately. 🥺
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In case you forgot or missed this yesterday
Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden
Sound up for some serious pumpkin crunching. These hippos are celebrating National Pumpkin Day, and nobody is more excited than Tucker. Pumpkins are his very favorite treat. These fall favorites are great enrichment, giving these hippos a tasty way to explore, engage their senses, and put those powerful jaws to work. Happy crunching.
The way they hold their mouths open for you, like baby birds waiting to be fed 😂
