On a mission to justify the WIT in tWITter! While creating reasons for you to pardonthePUN-dit. Through all my VENT-ELATION ...My GOD makes me look good...
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Brighton had become somewhat of a bogey team for @ManUtd [@ Old Trafford] in recent seasons. Vanga vaCUNHA-nya
Thankfully, even though "the SEAGULLS followed the Trawler", United were in no mood to "throw any sardines into the sea"
#HatisiKutambiraZvichemo
#CantonaOnceSaid
WHEN @rugbyworldcup happens ..... @SablesRugbyZW WILL BE!
As a grade 7 pupil in 1991 I never thought we would be absent for this long. Here's to hoping we make a habit of both beating Namibia & QUALIFYING FOR WORLD CUPS!!!
Well in lads.... Madadisa STEREK!!
GET IN!!!!
One of Football's "what if" journeys is about to get a deserving chapter ...
#HarryKane
#WhenHarryMetTrophy
Thrilled for Rory McIlroy in a MAJOR way..!!
After a decade looooong drought to bag another one of the big 4... he ends it by collecting the missing piece of a career slam!
#AzochiMASTERchigemuIchi
🗣In the meantime 🎶🎶
These are rare times for Bokke Fans ... allow us to cherish them and KHOLISa to the MARX😊
#SachaFeinWin!!
Huuuuuuge!!!!
Simbaneuta retweeted
Bongi alone in the locker room, crying after the win against England 🥹
The coaches coming to console him and hug him 💚
What was your favourite moment from episode four of #ChasingTheSun2?
Chasing The Sun 2: Bongi Mbonambi
Some thought it would NEVER happen... after @bayer04_en were bridesmaids a (top 5 European Leagues) record 5 times.
Today for their 1st time in their 119 year history the cheers are for them!
Xavi forEVER a legend for hushing the NEVERkusen jibes.
#WunderBAYER
Fantastic VICTORY for the @zimbabwewomen !!!
And what a Thrilling way to WIN GOLD and be crowned inaugural AFRICAN GAMES CHAMPS!!
One *4* The Record Books!!
#SimudzaiMureza
#AfricanGames2023
#WomensMonth
Tachigwina !!! 🏅
Zim Women vs S Africa (W), Final
Women's African Games
ZIM-W 112/5
SA-W 112/8
Match tied (Zim Women won the one-over eliminator)
Click here to view more @espncricinfo : espncricinfo.com/series/wome…
ITALY END A *21-YEAR WAIT* FOR A SIX NATIONS WIN IN ROME!!🔥 It is also only their 14th Win EVER in the competition which they have participated in since 2000...
What a tense finish withstanding a 23+ phase Scotish onslaught.
Famous victory !! 31-29
Fooooooorza!!!
KaStep kekuti... "nhasi muchandiguta!!"
