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Odd_Job

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Salt of the earth weirdo, but totally loveable...apparently. Question everything. Search for the truth. Non carborundum illegitimi. Love don't hate.

 England, Earth.
Joined June 2012
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Until 1998, Britain’s nuclear weapons were secured by bicycle locks.
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It beggars belief that anyone would dream of attacking ambulances and paramedics, but it has happened more than 200 times since 2015 Please RT if you agree it is an absolute disgrace bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46…
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The Oscars should just let Trump host. He'd double their ratings, their show is going to be all about him anyway, and he'd be far more entertaining than any of their woke alternatives.
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We're back! And hoping to thank all the NHS staff who are working this Christmas Please RT if you're grateful to all those who will leave their families to care for others over the festive period #MerryXmasNHS
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We are no better or more evolved than any other living thing. We are not above nature. We are simply part of it. Family.
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BREAKING: Extraordinary scenes as for the first time in history, the House of Commons has found the government guilty of #ContemptOfParliament. AYES: 311 NOES: 293 MAJORITY: 18
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Tyson Fury getting up in the 12th round is better with this commentary
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Absolute madness: the British government wants companies to poison their customers' private conversations by secretly adding the government as a third party, meaning anyone on your friend list would become "your friend plus a spy." No company-mediated identity could be trusted.
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Ian Levy of GCHQ has released an essay on how law enforcement should get access to end-to-end encrypted communications. Here is the critical bit to pay attention to. They're proposing to exploit the fact that users don't verify each other's public keys, and inject bad keys.
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Diego the ‘unstoppable sex tortoise’ is a 102 year old reptile who has fathered 800 offspring and saved his species of Galapagos tortoise from extinction.
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Ladies, if he: -Is always there for you -Waits at home all day -Keeps playing games with you -Beeps every time you turn him on He’s not your man, he’s a PS4
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Visualizing What The Big Tech Companies Know About You zerohedge.com/news/2018-11-2…
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Boca Juniors fans at a training session. A training session. There’s such a thing as liking football too much. – at Ciudad Autónoma de Buenos Aires, Argentina
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Human beings are social animals. What brings us together is love and affection—anger drives us apart. Just as we employ physical hygiene to protect our health, we need emotional hygiene, the means to tackle our destructive emotions, if we are to achieve peace of mind.
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Pain is a teacher that commands the attention of every student. A lesson learned from suffering is not easily forgotten.
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Our 10,000 QI Facts box set is out now and we've got a copy to give away! Just RT to enter, and we'll pick a name at 10am tomorrow morning. Or you can buy your copy here 👉 amazon.co.uk/10-000-QI-Facts… #competition #booksbooksbooks
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There’s already more evidence against Michael Avenatti than there is against Brett Kavanaugh. dailymail.co.uk/news/article…
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RTs Appreciated Message from an Unknown Coach Today I heard a comment made about me behind my back, I started to turn around and look but decided better of it, I know I make mistakes.....
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The Guardian parody headline tweeters are going to have go some way to surpass this...
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