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Campaigning to have the quisling, traitorous, Sir George 'Gubby' Allen stripped of his CBE

London, England
Joined October 2009
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The Nursery End at Lord's in 1923 when it was a full-sized ground. Gradual encroachment means it is no longer used other than for nets. It hosted one first-class match in 1903 when MCC played Yorkshire. The old Lord's tube station is by the far corner of the ground (Britain from Above)
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In 2005, James Anderson (@lancscricket) dismissed David Sales of Northants. In 2026, James Anderson dismissed James Sales of Northants, David Sales's son, who was only 2 years old when Jimmy dismissed his dad. Talk about longevity #CountyChampionship #Cricket 🌹
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It's 2036 and 80% of jobs have been replaced by AI and robotics.
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I LOVE this. Well said @dcsandbrook!
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It's the anniversary of the greatest diary entry in history. Michael Palin, November 13th 1977.
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When you've got your London Fields Lido swim at 2 but your TfL shift at 3
Travis Kelce stuns for GQ.
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Just built a WhatsApp AI agent that replaced an entire customer support team. Sold the setup for $2,000 + $500/mo and clients are begging for more. Here’s what it does: – Reads your company’s Google Doc (FAQs, policies, service info) – Lets customers ask anything on WhatsApp – Replies instantly using ChatGPT or Gemini – Handles hours, pricing, bookings, even dynamic logic like closure dates – No retraining, no dev work just update the Doc and it works Perfect for gyms, clinics, restaurants, service businesses, or anyone tired of answering the same 20 questions daily Built it in n8n + WhatsApp Cloud API: no code, no friction. Follow + RT+ Comment “CHAT” I’ll DM you the entire plug and play workflow
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“And, now, coming on from the Vauxhall End, Dan Lawrence”
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MAGA is making the claim that if you watch the entire 50 minute video, Zelensky is the antagonist. This isn't true. At all. I was with Zelensky before this meeting and it's important to know his mindset heading in. 1/ A short 🧵on how the entire ambush went down.
If you watch the full Trump-Zelensky press conference, it is very clear that Zelensky, not Trump or Vance, became the antagonist. Both POTUS and VP were very respectful and cordial until Zelensky very publicly ignited a firestorm. It all starts at 40:30 1) Zelensky essentially rejects how VP described the mandate of POTUS to conduct foreign affairs, and he insinuates that Trump term one did nothing to stop Putin. 2) He then basically tells Vance that his ideas are faulty and that the administration's diplomacy won't work. These two comments are *deliberately antagonistic.* Everything was all well and good, but Zelensky took two major shots in a public forum, and they had to respond. And respond they did. Recall, this is the guy who interfered in our electoral politics and called VP "too radical," and bashed Trump in an interview with New York Mag weeks before the election. Zelensky is ENTIRELY at fault here. 100%.
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elite.
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It's the anniversary of the greatest diary entry of all time, from Michael Palin. 13 November 1977.
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In 1984, Nike was dying in basketball shoes. Adidas was the king - the brand every player dreamed of wearing. Then, Adidas made the most expensive mistake in sports history and handed Nike their empire. Here's the full story: 🧵
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We asked North Carolina Superintendent of Public Instruction candidate Michele Morrow to autograph her tweets calling for Obama to be killed.
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It's safe to say it was a record-breaking day! 🤯 #BBCCricket #PAKvENG
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60,000ft in 2min
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The most dramatic of final sessions at Taunton. Here's how it unfolded, and what it means for the County Championship title race.
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This is absolute art. The field, the fading light, the celebrations…
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Faith No More. “From Out of Nowhere.” December 1990. SNL. John Goodman introducing them here led to perhaps one of the greatest late night TV performances of all time. No punches pulled.
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The 404 page on the Financial Times is a work of genius
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Top defensive moves by a corporation in the 21st Century: 1. Google making Android free to strengthen their moat + defend ad revenue 2. Disney adding a blanket arbitration clause into Disney+ signups so they can kill your family with impunity
Disney is trying to get a wrongful death lawsuit from a grieving husband tossed out of court because he signed up to Disney+ years earlier. His wife suffered a fatal allergic reaction at a Disney Springs restaurant but Disney insist that the husband agreed to arbitrate all disputes with the studio when he first signed up for a one-month trial of Disney+ (Source: nypost.com/2024/08/13/us-new…)
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