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No Visible Means of Propulsion. ITFC. UFOs. Springsteen. Gardening. Comedy.

London
Joined October 2009
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When you think that Kay’s winning the Accidental Partridge award before Vine comes in with a knock out blow.
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Went on a trip to rendlesham with my podcast partner @SimonBalch to meet a mysterious source making some wild claims. Give it a watch - NO VISIBLE MEANS OF PROPULSION youtu.be/sAj6jy0lYy4?feature… @marksilcox @LueElizondo #ufotwitter #roswell #aliens #uap #rendlesham #comedy #nvmp
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“Tell Jabba I’ve got his money”
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A nice pub ruined
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In 1731 King Frederick I of Sweden was gifted a lion, one of the first lions in Scandinavia. When the lion died shortly after, it was given to a taxidermist and this was the end product. The taxidermist and the museum keepers had never actually seen a lion before, and did not know how they were supposed to look. As a result, the resulting mount was especially anatomically inaccurate, most apparent in its face.
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Good morning! I’ll never get tired of posting this.
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Fan power won the day and the Super League went up in smoke, but the real heroes were the banners. It's the Paddy Power football banners helpline...
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What the hell lads?
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Extremely informative
𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐨 𝐒𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐞
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Backstreet Boy faces an Uncomfortable Truth
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My friend ordered a personalised cake for her pregnant sister-in-law’s birthday and this came today.
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The incomparable @InnocentJeff. Immaculate comedy routine. #standupcomedy #racism #bestinstandup
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As long as immigrants kill themselves, @piersmorgan is all for it. I like him #NHSheroes #StayHomeSaveLives
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Prince Andrew's more likely to have engaged Covid-14.
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This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
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When you get a shit present for Christmas & you have to pretend that you love it 😭😭
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