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God’s Plan | UW Madison 2026

Wisconsin, USA
Joined June 2018
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I guess I might live in Georgia now #GoDogs
BREAKING: The FAA issues a nationwide ground stop at airports “due to extraordinary circumstances and for safety reasons.” teapawt.net/i/broadcasts/2lgQaXepZ…
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A miracle to advance to the State Title Game for the kids from Bennett County in South Dakota The games are NEVER OVER in High School Football
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Chourio, Contreras, and Pratt The World Series MVP race is realistically down to 3 players IF the Brewers hang on Who are you going with 👀
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Simon Bauer retweeted
THE BREWERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS🤩 WHO IS CASHING ON THE BREW CREW?! (via @FOXSports)
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In what universe should this be a penalty? #soft
Illegal blindside block called on Malachi Coleman #Badgers
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Honestly one of the best emails about an office job I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣
I love how Outlook immediately removes a meeting invite from my inbox the second I accept it. Because why would I ever need to reference the agenda, meeting link, or literally any of the information required to attend? Incredible design. No notes.
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Fucking with this. #StudentAthlete
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Mfs talking about “playoff baseball” we’ve got other important shit to worry about.
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OMFG NOOOOOOO!!! TYQUAN THORNTONS LEG. 🤮🤮🤮
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THIS WITCHING HOUR HAD EVERYTHING 🤯😱 WE WERE BLESSED -RAMS COMEBACK VS EAGLES -COWBOYS GAME WINNING TD -BENGALS STOPPED A YARD SHORT -PATS COMEBACK TO BEAT BILLS -GIANTS GOAL LINE STAND TO WIN
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Got a big weekend planned! Going Ole miss to rip bag then going Wisco to visit my boy at aepi! Livingston finest never disappoints! #champagneandshackles
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Absolute tools at AEPI throwing shit at eachother #lank #shrink #nuke
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Aepi wisco raided????? #netanyahu
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Oh my god is this real
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proof that there should NOT have been 1 second added to the michigan game
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Official Statement Regarding Western Michigan - Michigan Football Game 🗒️: bit.ly/4cxOiYH
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The clock was at 0 dawg!!
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There just can’t be anyone who says this wasn’t a screw job.
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I made my 1st bet of college football season and it may be my strongest play of the year. Rutgers -29.5 to beat umass by 40 plus
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U. FREAKING. MASS. +3000 UNDERDOGS. 28.5 POINT UNDERDOGS. ABSOLUTE DOMINATION.
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