Simon

Dudes really be moshing without deodorant. Bro, you're worried about the wrong pits.

If im being totally honest, I wouldnt even give the slightest shit if twitter was waxed tmrw. Havent used this dogshit app seriously in years. Ever since Elon bought this shit its been hell. What the fuck do you mean i need to PAY for 2FA authentication.

Dont know what I did to deserve getting hacked but let this be a lesson on setting up 2 fact auth on all accounts ty @matthewbermpohl for the heads up and sorry all for whatever the fuck was on your time

Still feeling and riding the high of Seven Stars ✨

stumbled across the underground scene and immediately went into my backstage baddie era

I can’t feel my face… My @woolimusic x @TrivectaMusic x @BrunoMars edit is up on.soundcloud.com/UfS2N4Yo8w…

bird phone

If you saw someone at Tripolee stage sprinting with a girl in his arms to medical that was me.

I cannot believe my friends got me to send Electric Forest but it’s the best decision I’ve ever made

it’s been too long since I posted a quad

riddim

I found out our HR lady used to dj, I said we should go b2b at the next holiday party and she goes “I would have to step down from HR if we did that” 😂

i just got employee of the year, getting glazed in front of a room of people that make 200k-2mil a year does something to ur brain someone said now I have to 1v1 Melissa LOL

ik im at the point where idgaf ab social media when I post shit like this on my insta 💀

Illegal @DEATHPACT

wait that’s not Alleycvt

my gf is literally illegal levels of hot

“We need 4 people to volunteer their carry on bags to be checked before we can take off”

I’m currently at the Grande Lakes resort in Orlando - my late father opened this resort in 2003 as Executive Pastry Chef 22 years later I’m back for things totally unrelated, setting up insurance conferences in the same place. Got escorted to meet the current exec chefs etc 🥲