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Simon Hall

@SimonMHall

Dad. Other half. TV stuff. Views belong to me. The jokes are other people's.

 Manchester
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Joined February 2009
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🐻🏠HAPPY NEWS… we’re creating a brand-new series #TheBabyClubAtHome which celebrates how parents & babies can play together at home! ⠀ If you’re interested & your baby is currently under 18 months old, then click here to find out more & apply - tiny.cc/TheBabyClubAtHomeApp…
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In 2016 Sajid Javid said “Leaving the EU will lead to a decade of lost prosperity and millions of jobs at risk” What a difference a promotion makes
Sajid Javid (@sajidjavid) profile pictureSajid Javid
@sajidjavid26 Jan 2020
This coin marks the beginning of an exciting new chapter in British history. Let’s look forward with confidence & unleash the enormous potential of our great country. gov.uk/government/news/first…
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These two ice sculptures - which represent the emergency on planet earth - will take the place of Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage tonight after they declined our invitation to attend a party leaders' #ClimateDebate Tune in at 7pm on 4 and here on Twitter: teapawt.net/i/events/1199692515034…

#ClimateDebate Tune in at 7pm on Channel 4

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Show this to everyone.

Rob Delaney | Our Wonderful NHS

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Hello journalists from @BBCNews @itvnews @Channel4News @Channel5N @SkyNews and @thetimes @TheSun @guardian @Independent @Telegraph etc far be it for me to give you advice . . . but because I’m fed up with you helping to spread lies can I give you something to think about ?
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A pretty good way of cleaning up your twitter feed right now is seeing which people you follow are angry about Greta Thunberg spreading a positive message and unfollowing them immediately because they are probably a twat.
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He calls this ‘cuntsplaining.’
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Jacob Rees-Mogg lolling horizontally on the front bench during tonight’s emergency debate is as insolent and insufferable as anything I’ve seen.
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Kevin Cummins@KCMANC30 Jun 2019
A Glastonbury general admission ticket was £253 this year. The BBC license fee is £150.50 (approx 42p a day) and you can watch all the best bits without some prick standing behind you blowing on a kazoo ... #bargain
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If you are in Hebden on Friday or Saturday we will have cake 🧁 please call in as we are raising money for ‘Cancer research’ there will also be a pop-up shop in our attic with Jewellery made by Kate Westall-Ives and pre loved clothes (some still with... facebook.com/story.php?story…
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Dear @theresa_may, 🇪🇺 I’m not tired. 🇪🇺 I want to vote in the EU elections. 🇪🇺 I want a second referendum. 🇪🇺I want you to stop putting self above country. 🇪🇺 And I never, ever want to hear you again pretending you side with me. You’ve stuffed us. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-4…
Brexit: 'Tired' public needs a decision, says Theresa May

Brexit: 'Tired' public needs a decision, says Theresa May

The PM appeals to the British people over the delay to Brexit and says it is "high time" MPs made a choice.

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Jon Snow
@jonsnowC417 Mar 2019
Interesting that the Government is prepared to get MPs to vote on the same deal three maybe four times until it gets the answer it wants..but asking the people to vote again would appear to be a definite no....
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Never forget what that £4.2 billion could have been spent on: 🔹840k hip replacements 🔹91k nurses 🔹91k paramedics 🔹78k doctors 🔹4200 CT scanners 🔹2100 MRI scanners 🔹12 entire NHS hospitals What a grotesque waste of taxpayers' money. The lives that could have been saved.
Philip Hammond (@PhilipHammondUK) profile picturePhilip Hammond@PhilipHammondUK5 Dec 2018
A responsible government must prepare for all scenarios, which is why I have made more than £4.2bn available for EU exit planning since 2016. In the coming days, @hmtreasury will allocate a further £2bn of that money to government departments to bolster #Brexit preparations.
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CBBC@cbbc8 May 2018
Looks like @joetracini & @LaurenLayfield had an amazing time at the Dwarf Games surprising a very special girl for #TheDengineers and meeting sporting legend @EllieSimmonds1 🥇🥇
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#BeyondBionic is almost as good as #OperationOuch - packed with science, one of the best things on @cbbc teapawt.net/andytorbet/status/9890…
Andy Torbet (@AndyTorbet) profile pictureAndy Torbet@AndyTorbet25 Apr 2018
A bit of a summary from yesterday's #beyondbionic on @cbbc
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Another interesting project we’ve worked on this year! putting Dyneema to the test on the @cbbc programme #BeyondBionic with @AndyTorbet watch at: bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0… #riggedbymarlow #technicallybetter
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Now this is my kind of #technology. A shot from our @cbbc #beyondbionic trip to Norway to test some grappling hook launching technology as I take on the abilities of one of the world's best web spinners - Darwin's Bark Spider.
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Mr zuckerberg - wld u mind telling us where yr staying tonight - exactly - who u spoke to - exactly & at what time - who they spoke to - what u thought about - ie - what you read ? Every day from this moment backwards in time -till before computers could do all this shit ?
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Our very own @H_Massey1979 @ExtEnvLab_UoP helps @AndyTorbet face the ultimate seal swimming challenge on @cbbc #BeyondBionic - watch the film from 11 mins: bbc.co.uk/iplayer/cbbc/episo…
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I hope your kids love CBBC #BeyondBionic as much as mine does! bbc.co.uk/cbbc/watch/beyond-…
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