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Simon Roasts ⭐️⭐️⭐️

@SimonRoasts

Boom, roasted! 🇺🇸

 Omaha, NE
Joined June 2021
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Roast: Arch Manning is the uncle Rico of college football @SimonRoasts
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Breanna Morello
@BreannaMorelloOct 31
Inject this into my veins.
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Jomboy Media
@JomboyMediaOct 31
She said I’m good this buffalo is hauling ass
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Josh Barzon
@JoshuaBarzonOct 27
I didn’t believe it, so I had to look it up. It’s real.
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@JoshuaBarzonOct 27
The strangest High School mascot in each state.
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Marty Hogan@marty_hoganOct 26
Coffee first....
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Sue
@SueJ2024Oct 26
He is VERY scary!!!! 💀
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Achilles
@Xhej__Oct 26
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Mike Mac
@xmikemacOct 19
The greatest acting showdown on film. Nicholson. Cruise. Two of the greatest actors who ever lived, delivering a MASTERCLASS in A Few Good Men (1992).
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The Best
@TheBestqueenxOct 25
Right guy, right place, right time.
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Lazy Borden™
@cagehead713Oct 25
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Headshok1962
@Headshok1962Oct 24
Yeah, you guys really suck
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Rick D
@RickD_GKOct 23
This will leave ya with a horribly sore tailbone for the next week. Looks like a lot of fun tho! Can never go wrong with a redneck and a few beers 🍻
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House of Highlights
@HoHighlightsOct 24
What in the.. 🤣 (via brody.voges/TT)
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Mistress Dividend
@mistressdivyOct 23
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Reads with Ravi
@readswithraviOct 23
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Buitengebieden
@buitengebiedenOct 23
Dog tells his owner his blind friend deserves a treat first.. 🥺 Dogs are the best.. 😊
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Manliness Norms ⚡
@ManlinessNormsOct 22
I'm a man.
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永野ｳﾒｪｰ
@oic_happyOct 23
アメリカ〜ンなセットです🇺🇸🤤
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北田智昭、ぽんこつ東北支部長
@tomoakikitadaOct 21
# 車椅子 皆さんこんにちは。歯医者さんが早く終わったので北蔵でラーメン食べてきました。 ここは青森では珍しいかつおだしで有名なお店 中華そば980円にミックスチャーシューと茎わかめをトッピング。 やっぱり、おっさんになるとあっさりしたスープがおいしいです豚もも肉のチャーシューも肉を食べていると言う感じがしていいですね ちなみに、このお店、比較的段差が少ないので解除してくれる人がいれば、車椅子でも大丈夫そうです
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Deniz The Trader
@DenizTheTraderOct 23
Trading isn't for everyone. But for those who crack the code, it’s like unlocking a wealth-generating superpower Do you have what it takes?
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Unkonfined
@unkonfinedOct 22
You need to start believing that nothing is too good for you. You deserve everything good in life.
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