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Not sure how long this will run for, but my NY resolution is to share books I’ve been reading.
Expect lots of thrillers, with spies & history (and both) prominent in the mix.
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I wrote about my love for the film Master and Commander, in honour of Trafalgar Day this week spectator.com/article/in-pra…
Delighted we got to this in its last few days. We should make much more fuss as a nation about Joseph Wright. Astonishing mastery of paint, light, shadow, using art to educate about science, and technology to create and copy his work. A modernist & genius
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Just finished this and 💯 hard recommend. If you like historical fiction this is a must-read. The wondrous imagining of what it might be to be plucked from a farm in a village and have barons fight to put you on a throne.
Can’t better the @thetimes summary.
This is a fantastic read - even if you don’t get golf (probably).
My week as a caddie on the pro tour
thetimes.com/article/754816a…
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If Salman Rushdie’s fatwa happened today, how many of these signatories would sign a letter supporting him? Most would be too afraid, many would think he deserved it. I doubt Rooney herself would support him.
The comparison is fatuous and disgraceful.
If you ever sought out the novels of Sally Rooney in bookshops – when that was still possible – you’d know they sit in the fiction stacks adjacent to the novels of another SR whose books have been withdrawn in dastardly political circumstances. Until last week, “Rooney” and “Rushdie” had little in common beyond being shelfmates; now they have more than just a physical proximity.
@tanjil_rashid_: This is censorship by other means newstatesman.com/comment/202…
This is all correct.
@PrimeVideo take careful note
GoldenEye is not merely a masterpiece; it is a model for how future James Bond films ought to be made. It establishes its characters against a history already in place, declining to pause for elaborate origin stories or flashbacks.
The origin story, once so well told on the silver screen, has become a curse upon modern cinema, and it is one that I feel began with comic-book superhero films and their near-constant reboots.
Let us begin with the way GoldenEye perfectly introduces new faces with a sense of prior existence already intact.
Valentin Zukovsky, played by the late Robbie Coltrane, arrives with a limp, a grudge, and a precise recollection of the evening James Bond shot him. A few lines of dialogue and a gesture with a gun are all it takes; the history is simply there. We understand the nature of their relationship at once: former Cold War adversaries, mutually wary, still nursing grievances, yet grudgingly willing to do business. The audience need not be told the full story of their earlier encounter in a flashback.
Alec Trevelyan, portrayed by Sean Bean, is handled in much the same way. First introduced in the pre-title sequence as 006, he reappears as the villain in the film's plot twist. The revelation that his parents were Lienz Cossacks gives his grievance its weight, conveyed through conversation rather than exposition. Even Bond's parents are mentioned only once in dialogue that highlights the contrast between the two orphans:
"We're both orphans, James. But where your parents had the luxury of dying in a climbing accident, mine survived the British betrayal and Stalin's execution squads. My father couldn't let himself or my mother live with the shame. MI6 figured I was too young to remember. And in one of life's little ironies, the son went to work for the government whose betrayal caused the father to kill himself and his wife."
That is all. No flashback, no explanation of the Aiguilles Rouges, no flashback sequence of the formative traumas for both Bond and Trevelyan. The detail serves only to sharpen the contrast between the two men and lend weight to Trevelyan's grievance. The audience is trusted to accept that Bond has a past and that it has shaped him without having to watch it unfold in an origin story.
GoldenEye understands that a well-placed line, delivered by an actor who understands the character, can accomplish more than twenty minutes of retrospective narrative. The film simply gets on with the matter at hand; its characters arrive already formed.
That is precisely how Pierce Brosnan's Bond arrives too: fully formed as Agent 007, a licensed-to-kill spy, and Brosnan is excellent in the role, he plays it with an ease and lightness that never descends into mere pastiche. There is charm in abundance, but there is also a discernible brutal edge; one senses the cold professional beneath the smile. His exchanges with Dame Judi Dench's M are particularly well acted. The new M is introduced without ceremony: she is the new authority of the post-Cold War world, while Bond remains the same secret agent, unchanged by the times.
We do not have to be reintroduced to Bond after the six years hiatus between Licence to Kill and GoldenEye; we already know who Bond is.
Then there is Samantha Bond's portrayal of Moneypenny. Like Lois Maxwell opposite both Sean Connery and Roger Moore, she shares wonderful chemistry with Brosnan's Bond and an evident delight in their banter. She holds her own with considerable style; one never feels she is merely imitating Maxwell. She makes the role her own while remaining unmistakably Moneypenny.
The film is impeccably cast, and every actor delivers. The result is a world that feels larger than the immediate plot, populated by characters who seem to have existed long before the cameras arrived. It was a splendid start to Brosnan's tenure.
#GoldenEye #PierceBrosnan #SeanBean #JamesBond
‘Don’t forget their names’: the women on Iran’s death row
thetimes.com/article/f6d0e4a…
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Back in January @journo_kituno reported the then timetable for DHSC-NHSE merger
- New operating model end of May
- 45-day staff consultation on changes in Oct
- Consultation on post-filling and redundancies January 27
It's now almost November and none of that has happened...
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Incredible story. I need to see this in a cinema now!
May 5, 1945. Hitler has been dead for five days. The war in Europe is almost over.
In a castle in the Austrian Alps, American soldiers, German soldiers, and a group of elderly French prisoners grab rifles and get ready to fight the SS.
Together.
The castle was called Schloss Itter. The Nazis had turned it into a prison for very important people. Not ordinary prisoners. Trophies.
Inside were two former prime ministers of France, Paul Reynaud and Édouard Daladier. Two of France's top generals, Maxime Weygand and Maurice Gamelin. A famous tennis champion, Jean Borotra. And the older sister of Charles de Gaulle.
As the Reich collapsed in early May, the SS guards panicked and ran. The prisoners suddenly found themselves in charge of a castle, with weapons left behind, and a serious problem.
Waffen-SS units were still roaming the area. Fanatics who would gladly kill them all.
They needed help. Fast.
One of the castle's prisoners, a Yugoslav handyman, slipped out on a bicycle to find the Americans. Separately, a German army officer named Major Josef Gangl also went looking for them.
Gangl was a Wehrmacht officer who had turned against the Nazis and was secretly working with the Austrian resistance. He wanted to protect the prisoners too.
He found an American tank commander named Captain Jack Lee.
Lee was 27, tough, cigar chewing, and willing to do something insane. With a single Sherman tank and a handful of American soldiers, he drove up into the mountains alongside Gangl and a few of his German troops.
They reached the castle on May 4.
The French prisoners were not exactly thrilled to see a tiny rescue force. They had expected an army. Instead they got a few Americans, a few Germans, and one tank.
The next morning, the SS attacked.
Somewhere between 100 and 150 Waffen-SS troops hit the castle with machine guns, mortars, and anti-tank weapons. The defenders fought back from the walls and windows. Americans and Germans side by side.
The French prisoners refused to hide. Some of them, including Reynaud, picked up weapons and joined in.
The Sherman tank was knocked out. The defenders were running out of ammunition. It looked like the castle would fall.
Then Jean Borotra, the tennis star, volunteered to make a run for it. He jumped the wall, slipped past the SS, and sprinted through the countryside to find American reinforcements.
He found them. And he insisted on coming back with them to finish the fight.
During the battle, Major Gangl saw Paul Reynaud exposed to gunfire and moved to pull him to safety. A sniper shot Gangl dead.
He had survived the whole war as a German soldier, only to die defending French prisoners from the SS in its final days.
That afternoon, the American relief force arrived and broke the attack. The SS were scattered and captured. The prisoners were saved.
Jack Lee received the Distinguished Service Cross. In Austria, Josef Gangl is remembered as a hero, and a street is named after him.
It is believed to be the only battle of the war where American and German soldiers fought together on the same side.
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Seriously, this really is one of those "stop what you're doing and read" stories. Incredible reporting on an incredible story. It even has drone footage of the defection. Un-be-freakin-lievable work by @mjluxmoore @justmiel Annie Ng @ebrown725
Gift link: wsj.com/world/russian-defect…
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A real map projection called the Spilhaus Projection, designed to show the oceans the way a fish might see them: as one giant, connected body of water, created by oceanographer and geophysicist Athelstan Spilhaus in 1942...
Athelstan Spilhaus, a South African-born American scientist, in 1942. At the time, he was working on the bathythermograph, a device he invented that measured ocean temperatures at different depths from a moving ship. It proved valuable to the US Navy for hunting submarines during World War II.
Most world maps are designed around the land, which splits the oceans into separate pieces. Spilhaus flipped that idea. His map is centered on Antarctica, with the continents pushed out to the edges, so the Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, and Southern Oceans flow together without a break.
It’s a reminder that Earth’s oceans aren’t really separate at all. They’re one continuous body of water covering about 71% of the planet.
Today, scientists use the projection to map ocean features like currents, the seafloor, and the movement of marine life.
Spilhaus also wrote a science comic strip called “Our New Age” that ran in 93 newspapers from 1957 to 1973. President John F. Kennedy reportedly told him, “The only science I ever learned was from your comic strip in the Boston Globe.”
#archaeohistories
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🚨RAPED BEFORE EXECUTION: That's the destiny reserved for Niloufar Esfahani.
She is only 18 years old and comes from Qazvin, in Iran.
In January 2026, she was arrested together with her mother during the nationwide protests against the Islamic regime.
Her only “crime” was asking for freedom and dignity.
A few days later, the revolutionary court sentenced her to death by hanging.
But before killing her, according to reports from activists and historical testimonies from Iranian prisons, they intend to rape her.
Why? Because Niloufar is a virgin.
According to a distorted and barbaric religious belief, a virgin girl who is executed would go straight to paradise.
For this reason, in the past and still today, virgin female prisoners are systematically raped before execution: to “send them to hell” instead of paradise.
This is a practice documented for decades and confirmed even by former officials of the regime itself.
She is a girl like so many others, with her whole life ahead of her, who is about to be crushed by the ayatollahs’ killing machine.
Thoughts?
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The impressive sight of several thousand Barnacle Geese at Budle bay Northumberland.
Hugely excited that “Master and Commander” is appearing over the @bookclubpodhq horizon. Will be laying in rum and toasted cheese.




























