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Joined March 2009
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Dough-Mayne Diego retweeted
Richard Jefferson was caught OFF-GUARD when B Hen PRESSED him for not playing HARD ENOUGH against the San Antonio Spurs while he was with the Nets in the 2003 NBA Finals, causing him to lose money 🤣👀 “I feel like you could have played harder against the Spurs… I feel like you could have helped a lot more. It was just so much sh*t. I never thought I’d meet you in real life.” “Neither did I. I never thought I’d be sitting here talkin to your a**” “This is like a f*cken full-circle moment for me… Bullsh*t a** help-side defense. F*cken lazy a**. All he wants to do is f*cken dunk on everybody… F*CK Richard Jefferson.”
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PJ Washington introducing Zaccharie Risacher to Thunder fans:
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Probably my favorite young bouls right now.
Caleb Wilson lob to Matas! @CHSN__ | #SeeRed
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Locked n loaded
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Phantom blade 0 is almost here, type shit I'm on rn
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Believe it or not, the caption criminally undersells the audio. I’m in tears.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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the mavericks are gonna backdoor into title contention purely because their best player is a 19-year-old that doesn't feel pain and has wolverine's bones
Just in: Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards will undergo an arthroscopic procedure on his ailing right knee and miss up to two months, sources tell ESPN.
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Dough-Mayne Diego retweeted
Damn, a canon run with the goat as the gm? Fahhhh
The crew? Assembled. The dice? Ready! What could possibly go wrong? The first episode of our special Cyberpunk Pen & Paper session is here, with the one and only Mike Pondsmith from @RTalsorianGames running the game! youtu.be/PBmkJbK3NGw
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Luka Magic Was In Full Effect In Utah!! Luka Drops Insane 52 Points In Win Over Jazz!!
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今日エレベーターにおったにがーの体臭がえっぐいほど臭すぎて多分やけどユダヤ人がガス室入る時より酷い経験した
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@kissdunn3 you next, don't run from the don today
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God gone deal with you
I swallow gummy bears whole. I hate chewing them
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Ngl the drunk crip rants are the funniest shit ever
Blueface almost CRASHED his car while driving INTOXICATED and going off on Chrisean in the rain 😳
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Dough-Mayne Diego retweeted
when all that thugging it out catches up to you one random night
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Disheartening to know I will never say anything a 10th as funny as this in my entire life.
Announcers always find a way to say the craziest stuff when a 19 year old college kid is having the greatest day of their career
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Dough-Mayne Diego retweeted
men only have two moods
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Lmaoooo man leave that damn dog alone 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the side eye is taking me out
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I FEEL SICK I'M GOING TO THROW UP
A purported BioWare developer has leaked a trailer for the cancelled ME 5 on Reddit. The footage, reportedly titled "MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE," appears to suggest the project was further along in development. Its authenticity remains unverified. #MassEffect
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CAPCOM has confirmed a major data breach affecting more than 11.7 million CAPCOM ID accounts worldwide. The leaked data includes: -Email addresses -IP addresses -Account activity -Account creation and login information In 43 cases, additional personal details were exposed, including dates of birth, gender, country/region and nicknames. CAPCOM also found that 196 accounts had their passwords changed by someone else. The good news is that CAPCOM says passwords themselves were not leaked, and no credit card information was affected.
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Of course Naoya shares a Birthday with fucking Benjamin Netanyahu
Its Naoya's bday today
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