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Twitch ¦¦ Ginger fuck ¦¦ Am the captain ¦¦ Got a problem? Take it up with my gf @littlepawbs

Joined May 2009
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My favorite picture from our trip to the coast :)
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Went on a beautiful hike yesterday. Just some Bane content 💖
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Goodmorning, my cat just punched me in the eye because it felt like playing with my eyelashes.. Hoes your start?
I didn't run into that doorway. I shoulder checked it cuz the punk was in my way.
Its pretty as fuck outside.
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Just had a customer unironically use the word "bollocks" and I'm going to be riding that high for the rest of my shift
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If you're a morning person. Just know I don't hate you specifically, I just deeply and truly despise your kind. Thank you 🧡
Gotta love when farm dogs know Physics. teapawt.net/buitengebieden_/status…
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Archie got his wrap off... Again.... and opened his wound. We have a cone on, a donut on and he's constantly on crate rest and sedated but he's STILL getting to his foot. Does anyone have any advice?? we've asked the vets but they also haven't given us any clues of what to do :(
Just got called punk rock Ed Sheeran as a compliment and call me a simp but Ill fuckin take that 😂
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lmao imagine suing the other team after losing a game of csgo
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Is it wrong that all I want for my birthday is my bills to be paid? 😅
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Thank you for this 😂
Only tweeting this so you can get a baby yoda to pop up when you like this. It’s cute af. #TheMandalorian
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