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Paul Smith

@SimplyPaul

54, Unorthadontist, journalist, writer, geocacher, photographer, PHEV & classic car owner, YouTube addict, atheist, t-total, veggie, orphan, genius, Lego fan.

 Aylesbury, Bucks, UK
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Joined February 2009
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Freshly trimmed ahead of today's house purchase visit. #WhatADifferenceADayMakes
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2008. A notable year for economists, yet a global financial meltdown passed Liz by.
Liz Truss (@trussliz) profile pictureLiz Truss
@trusslizOct 29
It wasn't Brexit. It wasn't the Mini-Budget. It was Blair/Brown and their toxic legacy.
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Quite Interesting
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Since 31st October 2000, there has not been a single day when all human beings have been on planet Earth.
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This line from Sir Patrick Stewart in Family Guy will forever live in my head rent free. RIP 😔❤️
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I’m not good at this.
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Finlay McLaren@fin_lay2418h
For those not on Facebook: Brian Blessed’s tribute to Sir Patrick Stewart.
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Indeed. #Wordle 1,960 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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One of my absolute favourite picture of Sir Patrick Stewart. What a legendary life he lead and never lost his whimsy.
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Relatable. Damn relatable.
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My mother died and my brother and I are preparing to sell her house. I'm the executor and need his help so I'm being very amicable and friendly. He doesn't know that when the estate is settled, I will rarely if ever speak to him again because he's an annoying bellend.
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OnionMok@onionmokOct 30
Still one of his funniest pics. I'm so so sad
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OnionMok (@onionmok) profile pictureOnionMok@onionmokOct 30
Can someone post sir Patrick's posing in front of à Picard store in France, that was the funniest pic ever
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If the world is getting a little too much may I recommend the inexplicably obsolete word ‘latibulating’, from the 17th century? To latibulate is to find a cosy corner somewhere and hide in it.
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Miss Ally@MissAlly_01Oct 29
Just wondering -- What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?
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Brian@TheBrickovichOct 29
I just know Patrick Stewart is walking along in heaven, seeing a beautiful girl whose clothes have just fallen off, and she's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her knickers on, Patrick's seen everything.
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Cargoblitz@CargoBl1tzOct 29
You are hiding BBWs in your basement are you not?
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This set me off. #RIPCaptain #RIPPatrickStewart #RIPSirPatrickStewart #RIPSirPatrick
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Me liking every Patrick Stewart post
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First they came for bbw facesitting and I did speak out but it was muffled by the bbw facesitting
joan (@centipede1300) profile picturejoan@centipede1300Oct 29
first they came for the bbw facesitting and i did not speak out because i was not into bbw facesitting
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