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He/Him - Enjoyer of bad music and bad memes. I watch a lot of musicals.

Vancouver, BC
Joined September 2009
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Scientists Have Recreated the Real Face of Jesus if He Was Into the Insane Clown Posse l8r.it/sJeE
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Levels of pathetic previously unseen.
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Real missed opportunity if the current phantom doesn’t stick around to haunt the next show at that theater.
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phantom of the opera should go out with a bang by actually dropping the chandelier on the audience during the last performance
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What’s wrong, babe? You’re not taking any Jong rips
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Minions are aesthetic terrorism , this did not need to exist
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Sorry everyone that isn't compulsively obsessed over the same band as me, but tonight Twitter is for @DGDtheband and #jackpotjuicer enjoyers only
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To all the girls in high school who thought I was a loser: how did you know?
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ごはん!
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Me after knocking over a fire hydrant while parallel parking in a restricted zone – at West Hollywood, CA
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me: do you want System of a Down on or off during sex her: off , please me: too bad
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paramore looks so good here 😍
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me in marilyn monroe’s iconic orange gucci look that she wore at the Governor’s Ball in 1955. 🧡 circa 2020
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I think lea michele is still being written by ryan murphy
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happy 4/20 to all that celebrate😌
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Pop Punk Blackjack Player Only Hits On 15 l8r.it/JReM
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i never said it out loud but i have an unhealthy sexual attraction to myself
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last night my 4 year old son looked at me and said “in a world full of will smiths, be a zelensky.” And then did the wakanda salute. sadly we had to put him down
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If anyone even thinks about pinching me I’ll beat their fucking ass
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