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Chico, CA
Joined June 2013
A cuck movie seat is fucking bonkers
AMC Theatres is testing a new layout that includes a chair facing the back row. CEO Adam Aron comments, “Sometimes experiencing the magic yourself isn’t enough. Now you can watch your partner take it all in — and see that indescribable feeling when the lights begin to dim.”
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im actually crying at these comments
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Wallahi I thought he was looking up
This video pissed me off cause at first I thought it was a braided beard. Whole time its his head now I’m even more pissed.
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“Bald nigga change” was really hilarious
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LMFAOOO
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The era when cereal came with a light up Star Wars spoon 🥄 [H/T: collect]
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Someone said this guy looks like Matt Damon portraying Brian Daboll and I can not unsee it now
Kent State coach Mark Carney called Jeremiah Smith "one of one" and said the Ohio State star is a future top-five NFL draft pick. (📹️ via Kent State Athletics)
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What’s Sydney Sweeney have to do to get the approval of white women? Strangle three kids?
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you about to be shittin out yo nose
Has anybody tried these at Dollar Tree yet. I need yall opinion 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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Bro I ain’t seen the same video yet
🚨🚨INSANE FOOTAGE🚨🚨 Daejon Love told the SAME woman to find someone who could LOAN HER $4,000 because he was short on the money needed to keep a car he had just bought. Love claimed the car was originally around $120K, but the one he chose ended up costing another $4K–$5K. He said the dealership’s bank was threatening to cancel the deal and take the car back if the remaining money wasn’t paid. “So I just need you to take 10, 15 minutes and just think about who you have that can loan you $4,000.” This came after repeatedly claiming he was a millionaire from one of Switzerland’s wealthiest families.
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Oh shit 😭😭😭😭
she looks like if a foot wished to be a girl
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Man I thought Paige Bueckers was out here trippin
oh a time was had i see😂
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BRO WTF.
I can make you see colours that don’t exist!
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That second slide pissed me all the way the FUCK off.
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I'm never deleting this app
the balloons inside the box at the gender reveal
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I never thought of this LMFAO he bout to blitz em all with the black suit in Secret Wars
Tom Holland’s Spider-Man after finding out the X-Men blew up Tobey Maguire’s Earth:
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sue storm talking about doom like he king von
The new trailer for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ has been released. In theaters on December 18.
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What type of beer push you down pulls your ass out and bust on your back wtf
That beer he drinking must be some pressure 😂
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Holy fuck that’s a masterpiece
Need that bong so bad
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