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My magnificent octopus - my magnum opus, if you will - is now available on Amazon: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0FWXYVVMH/r…

I have done a new video in which my friend, fellow writer and voice actor @ChrisDalek, recommends my new novel - "The Chronicles of Raddech: The Crystal of Light", a fantasy epic for children. You can buy it on Amazon. youtu.be/ta2nnSCA_hQ

You're beginning to remind me of Alan Partridge. In fact, I bet any moment now, a mad gleam will come into one of your eyes and you'll start shouting "No way, you big spastic, you're a mentalist!" And yes, I'm autistic, so I can use that word.

*I'm* the loon, am I? I don't even like Thomas, you bloody idiot. I only came on Twitter to defend my friend. I think I was right about you all along. No wonder you're not married. I can't imagine how fucked up your kids would be if that was the case!

Part Professor Moriarty. Part Pingu. All bastard.

Have enjoyed Series 2 of #Gladiators, even though we're one episode in. However, Mark Clattenburg needs to stop asking the Atlaspheres if they're ready - the contenders and Gladiators may be, but the Atlaspheres are metal and thus can't hear 😉

Bollocks. I see Britt Allcroft's died. The fact that she's dead really does prove that there is no God. 🙁

I know this is fake, but it's very well done!

This might not be a big surprise, but any episode of The Powerpuff Girls (1998) with HIM as the villain scared the hell out of me when I used to watch it on Channel 5's Milkshake in the 2000s. Why "Speed Demon" in particular was suitable for a preschool slot is beyond me! 😅

Next thing you'll be telling me Tom Baker doesn't have 2 hearts and doesn't travel through time and space in a police box.

Fuck.

Why did I think this said Daws Butler? I really need to get my eyes checked.

The only Mr Hoobs I know are these guys:

To say nothing of her finest role, in my opinion - Alba from Pip Ahoy!

If there's not a speedboat flavour of crisps, I'm not buying.

This...does sound like something Tom Baker would've done at the Coach and Horses in Soho.