Guys im getting flippin canceled its so over 😔

@UmimwaVT @Daikazokyu

TINY WIFE 😭 😭 😭 😭

brokie bros

Im at a mall where the *cheap* coffee stall has a God damn resident chef. Every store employee looks at me like they can smell how empty my bank account is. I… I don’t think I can even afford to breathe the air in here.

Me when I (just a coincidence) announce my graduation hours before a coworker’s important anniversary stream & then (totally unrelated) imply bad working conditions same day as my ex-gens first anniversary

Me when I accidentally reveal I either never considered myself a part of my own gen or am a very bad liar & very petty

My insides rn fr fr 🤤🤤🤤 (Thank you 💜)

Why are there colorful sperm swimming up my screen

>the apes make strange noises >the noises are the most complex communication system on the planet >they’re relaying extremely specific information on how to catch/kill you

One of my beloved cats passed away from old age last night. I tamed her from a feral barn cat into a sweetheart lap cat whose favorite thing was belly rubs. Im glad to have given her several good years living the spoiled indoors kitty life, but Im going to miss her so much :(

Oh. My. God.