ALT Of course we know the real reason that the Donnyverse is SIR I AM OUTRAGED about Obama. It’s because, for eight long years, he had the utter temerity to President While Black. How dare he? And he was unapologetic about it. Even worse, he was super fucking good at it. Every racist lost their mind — and so they had to gin up everything Obama did into some ridiculous fake scandal. He wore a tan suit! He put mustard on a hamburger! And now, he’s dissed Dear Leader’s vulgar aesthetic. The nerve! Fuck straight out of here with your nonsense, you MAGA morons. We’re not buying any today.