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Textbook Dad Noise

@SinisterSips

Poop train conductor.

Joined February 2014
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Seattle ON Tap
@SeattleONTap17 Apr 2024
Never forget how good Seahawks RB Shaun Alexander was. September of 2002, he ran for FIVE touchdowns... 5 TDs... IN THE FIRST HALF. teapawt.net/NFLLegacy/status…
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when you forget which one you poisoned
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Simpsons NFL
@TheSimpsonsNFL16 Feb 2024
Every NFL teams season in a Simpsons clip: a thread
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Seattle ON Tap
@SeattleONTap12 Feb 2024
This is why Marshawn Lynch is a Seahawks legend 😂 “Are you a 49ers fan?” “Yes” “Fuuuuuck You” On repeat 😂 teapawt.net/SmashAtoms_/status/175…
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Seattle ON Tap
@SeattleONTap28 Dec 2023
1 team for good. Seahawks.
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NFL
@NFL9 Oct 2023
This overhead angle @Bijan5Robinson's one-handed catch and touchdown is WILD. (via @AtlantaFalcons)
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I gotta say, I love this kid. Terrible decision obviously. But it might make him better. Love the emotion.
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@RyanDivish20 Jul 2023
Part of Kelenic’s opening comments
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MLFootball
@MLFootball23 May 2023
Take a minute of your day, it is well worth it, to listen to #Seahwks quarterback @GenoSmith3's message on mental health. Powerful. (Via @Seahawks)
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Satan
@s8n22 May 2023
Image from Satan (@s8n)
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The tweeter + favourite film
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ShowMeTheMortys@showmethemortys13 Jan 2023
[Showmethemortys] Playoff Bound!#Seahawks #nfl
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Focus of the offseason needs to be getting players who can pressure the qb, that is what is really hurting this defence.
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rat king 🐀
@MikeIsaac27 Nov 2022
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeahhhhhh giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/ex…
Exclusive: Dredd 2 With Karl Urban Back In Development

Exclusive: Dredd 2 With Karl Urban Back In Development

At long last, we can report that Dredd 2 is moving forward with Karl Urban being brought back as Judge Dredd.

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britt@brittanyanne08_21 Nov 2022
this poor guy didn’t think he’d still be making these in week 11
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Apex Legends
@PlayApex29 Oct 2022
A beast that cannot be tracked.
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The Good Liars
@TheGoodLiars6 Oct 2022
This woman thinks drug dealers are handing out fentanyl on Halloween. Why? Because Fox News told her.
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Scott Johnson@scottjohnson24 Sep 2022
I have no words…
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Father Son WWE
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Seattle Seahawks
@Seahawks8 Sep 2022
Rock Lockett. Retweet this Tweet for your chance to win a free @TDLockett12 Action Green Jersey!
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FOST@GeorgeFoster7229 Jul 2022
Paw Paw lifeless and kids just grinning. Kids ain’t 💩
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