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SysAdmin on a bicycle. Creating tomorrow's legacy, again!

Hamburg, Deutschland
Joined February 2012
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Nine missions. Three acts. One jet. DOWNBURST is a vertical scrolling shooter that runs right in your browser: free, no install, keyboard, gamepad or touch. They sent a train. Then it got worse. ▶ playdownburst.com #shmup #indiegame #browsergame
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Here's an interesting fact about DeepSeek V4.1... DeepSeek places the effort setting at the start of the prompt which means that if you change it, you invalidate the KV-cache! That got me!
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CleanYourTV v2.7 is out 📺 What's new: • 35 new TVs from 9 new brands • Wallpapers that change with the time of day • Two new themes • Game controllers that just work • Safer defaults that protect your TV 230 PRs merged from 122 contributors since the last release 🙏
CleanYourTV just crossed 20K stars on @github 🌟 Highlights of the last 3 releases (400+ PRs): ✨ v2.6: Add-ons, new looks, instant Home ✨ v2.5: Edit the dock, pick wallpapers ✨ v2.4: Settings, app reorder, quick settings 213 TV models, 63 brands, countless optimizations!
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I'll be the first to admit I'm mediocre at exploit development, but I am in contact with enough extremely talented exploit developers to say this for certain: Anyone claiming they were "easily" able to generate a working php2shell exploit with AI is either: a) a world-class exploit developer with an extreme case of imposter syndrome. b) currently looking at some very confident-sounding but wrong LLM output. I'm rather certain it's the latter based on the number of AI-hallucinated exploits I've seen posted on GitHub. Threat actors are also blasting my honeypot network with "php2shell" exploits that not only don't work, but aren't even within 10,000 miles of anything to do with how the exploit actually works. I've seen the same technique from the attached image in multiple alleged "php2shell exploits", including one on GitHub with over 100 stars. Problem is, it's not php2shell, nor is it even a vulnerability at all. It's a technique known as "session poisoning", which can be leveraged to exploit local file inclusion (LFI) vulnerabilities in PHP apps (not PHP itself). The only thing it has in common with CVE-2026-109618/CVE-2026-109619 is they both use the "PHP_SESSION_UPLOAD_PROGRESS" feature. And mitigation advice for both issues reference setting "session.upload_progress.enabled" to "Off". People are shoving loose details of the vulnerability into LLMs, the LLMs are keying in on the "PHP_SESSION_UPLOAD_PROGRESS" string, then generating session poisoning code that has nothing to do with the actual CVE. And because the people doing this have absolutely no idea what they're doing, they're confident enough to post their "proof of concept exploit" to GitHub and share it on social media. So if you see people talking about "session poisoning + LFI" it's likely their LLM hallucinated an exploit based on a 2018 blog by Orange Tsai talking about a local file inclusion attack vector. What's even worse is that "security researchers" are then using LLMs to triage these exploitation attempts, falling victim to the same hallucinations, then confirming there is ongoing mass-exploitation (there currently isn't). The actual real exploit is very difficult to exploit, and so far I've not seen anyone successfully get it working on more than a handful of PHP version with highly-specific configurations. LLMs are useful tools in the hands of skilled professionals, but for others, they're often just a Dunning-Kruger accelerator.
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Hey @Telekom_hilft, kann ich vom Vertrag zurücktreten, falls ich noch vor Anschluss in Rente gehen sollte? Der Ziel wird alle paar Monate um ein paar Monate verschoben.
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Shoutout to @Alibaba_Qwen: Qwen3.8-Flash-Next is my personal concurrency king 👑 Two RTX PRO 6000, stock vLLM v0.30.0, MTP n=3 → 1,610 tok/s over 32 streams. Wrote up the recipe incl. the 4 traps on the way: github.com/SirTificate/qwen3…
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Verstehe ich das richtig? Die Union möchte die Kinderkrankentage reduzieren? Und Jens Spahn schwänzt die Sitzungswoche, um lieber mit seiner Familie Urlaub zu machen? Und das bei vollen Bezügen? Die wir mit unseren Steuern bezahlen?
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Moin! I know, dass ihr alle in Antisemitismusdebatten steckt, aber in Sachsen-Anhalt könnte es bald den 1. AfD-Landtagspräsidenten geben und das geht irgendwie völlig unter. Nur so als Info. ✌🏽
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#Klopp wie immer stabil! ❤️ Ohne die #AfD beim Namen zu nennen, sagt er seine Meinung dazu. Und ja, er hat recht, wir sollten uns unsere Nationalfahne zurück holen und nicht den Faschisten der AfD überlassen! ✊️ Denn, die #AfDzerstörtDeutschland !
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Schaut mal was die Polizei in Sachsen-Anhalt „gefährliches Fahrmanöver“ nennt
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Gut, dass Timmy das nicht mehr erleben muss
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Je weniger überzeugend ein Staat beim Schutz vorhandener Daten ist, desto weniger überzeugend ist sein Argument dafür, noch viel mehr Daten über uns sammeln zu dürfen. #Leak #Berlin
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deutsche Edward Snowden
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7.000 sicherheitsrelevante Anfragen seit 2020. 321 allein zur Energieversorgung. AfD fragt systematisch ab, wo Deutschlands Strom-, Gas- & Klinik- Infrastruktur am verwundbarsten ist. Fragen legal - die Summe ergibt eine Landkarte der Schwachstellen. Kontrolle oder Blaupause?
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Qwen3.8-Flash-Next (Qwen4 preview) running on 2x RTX PRO 6000 Blackwell: - 161 tok/s single / 1,065 aggregate - 98% GSM8K on a 4-bit quant - full 262k ctx, 12x concurrency - MTP, tools, vision The 51B n-gram table goes to RAM. Recipe + every trap we hit: github.com/SirTificate/qwen3…
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Credits: built on net-snix's FP8 recipe + OsakaTX's PLE gate diagnosis in vLLM #53896 — details in the repo. Thank you everyone for sharing your work and findings!
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Yes, absolutely 💯
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