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Look at these guys, I’d be all about these haunted white jeans if they goof stepped up to me in the middle of the night

Just had to roll a Guinness barrel from a pub round the corner to my pub. Happy St Patrick's day

Just had some random (very) drunk fella try to fight me outside my work whilst I was having a cig with the boss. Bizarre 😂

The real big 3 is Aesop Rock, Open Mike Eagle and Quelle Chris.

Someone dropped some paper or something into a candle at work, and someone tried pouring beer on it to put it out????

The hatch to the attic is in my room and my cat keeps obsessively staring at it. She'll stop everything and just look up at it for minutes on end. Is there a demon up there? An invisible creature?? 😂😂

An ice-cream truck just pulled up outside. Who's buying ice-cream in a storm???

Doesn't every memecoin get a massive boost in the first 24 hours and then die out immediately after?

Booked a short solo trip to Amsterdam next month and I can't wait. Haven't been since 2019

So is Israel gonna pay to repair the damage done by their genocide or are they just gonna pretend that didn't happen and claim "casualty of war". One of the phases of the cease-fire is 'displaced Palestinians return home' what home? Palestine is decimated.

I can hear the fog horns on the docks and it's so eerie. Distant discordant notes floating over what fog is left looming above.

It took me to today to realise that the socks my housemates got me for Christmas had my cat on them.

Someone threw up all over the men's toilet. Had to literally dismantle the toilet seat to properly clean it. I feel like I've just come off that plague ship that was floating around during COVID

The internet sucks now, we need to go back to before when you didn't have to dig through a thousand 'recommended' results that someone paid for or AI generated bullshit

Is Jesus canon in Doctor Who?

Just finished the game Thank Goodness You're Here! Absolutely outstanding! Deffo worth playing if you're from up norf or down't pit