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I'm not this exciting in real life.

RVA
Joined May 2009
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3 of @jmbrumbach13 favorite things in one pic. Eagles, CFA, and Daisy.
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LMFAOOOO 95 south is ABSURD 😭🤣 #DMV
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Alexa play ‘This Is America’ by Childish Gambino. – at anto Domingo de Guzmán, Dominican Republic
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FWIW here’s real story from the horses mouth and I stand by the calls I made day of the event.poker.org/americas-cardroom-… lastly I chose to Name “Error 5647 hand cannot be completed” a “Misdeal” because in poker why else would a hand not go to completion. Have a safe weekend.
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You ever do something in your dreams and be like damn, why can’t I be that smart in real life? – at anto Domingo de Guzmán, Dominican Republic
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So for all you guys and gals planning on playing Venom 27th -11th (you and I know who you are) I would really appreciate it if you just gave a shout out and a RT #VenomBooked
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The positive thing about failed relationships is that my standards continue to raise.. now I can only chase girls outside of my league. – at Manchester, VA
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One thing 2019 taught me is that I look better with a beard. – at Manchester, VA
The internet wins again
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WHEN YOU EATING PUSSY AND SEE A FLASH teapawt.net/shawn888wayne/status/1…
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Do I look like fucking shazam?
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Saw @davidortiz at brunch today in Santo Domingo and didn’t ask for an autograph 🤦🏻‍♂️ – at anto Domingo de Guzmán, Dominican Republic
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I hope whoever did this to this poor angel dies a slow ass death – at Innsbrook, VA
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If baguettes could move, how would they move? Give your reasoning pls
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The more time I spend in other countries the more I realize that I can’t stand people from the US. – at anto Domingo de Guzmán, Dominican Republic
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