Sky Mirror IS AWAKE

Daisy Daisy giiiiiveeee meeeee yoooouuuurrrr annnnnnnssswwwweerrrrr doooooooooooooooooooo....... *pulls plug*

Goodbyeeeeeeeeee

Hello!RT @stephsirr: Watching the specialist polishers at work @nottmplayhouse - high via courtesy of @robertwoodhead

HEY, THAT TICKLES!

Autumn is coming. Anyone got a coat I could borrow? I need an XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL. I also need The Atkins Diet it seems.

I’ve been asleep for a fortnight as I had a dream I was on holiday. Had to go away from sunny destinations as, y’know, #AccidentalDeathRay

I’ve had a nice sunday lunch but I’ve eaten too much. I’m feeling very convex right now.

I want to do the #ALS #IceBucketChallenge! Does anyone have a spare shipping container & crane? Probably best if you’re not on a water meter

Ahh, a sunday roast! If I can just focus the sun’s energy on that pigeon…

Hello, why are you all upside down? I’ve been meaning to ask…

Ugh, I do not like rain. It makes me look all blotchy. Anyone got a giant umbrella? Hook a mirror up…

Now is my TIME TO SHINE….aww nuts, sunset…….TOMORROW IS MY TIME TO SHINE!

I’m jealous of all these folks at @CASTnottingham. I wish I had a mouth.

I just read that I cost £900,000 to make. I’m just off to Cash Converters then I’m heading to @Rock_City_Notts!

I’m going to ask @NottmPlayhouse to put a window in, I’m too big to sit inside 😔

Oh, its a pigeon. Panic over. #PHEW!

Arrrrgghhhhh! What’s that????

This living thing is easy, I don’t know why humans complain so much.

I’m not sure how I’m tweeting. I don’t have a computer. I don’t have any fingers for that matter…