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New York, NY
Joined December 2022
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I’ve done cringe you people wouldn’t believe.
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Do people not realize that Dimes Square and Bushwick are like hitting their relevance like now. Anora already got a Best Picture. The podcasts/coms networks are set. This is literally just the beginning — we’ve got 30 more years to go.
It's impressive that Bushwick became so mythologized in the NYC cultural consciousness despite never producing a single great work of art
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jesus fucking christ. we’re potentially on the verge of the greatest scientific revolution in human history and the first instinct of some politicians is to shut it down. i genuinely cannot comprehend this mindset.
Top of the Democratic agenda on day 1 needs to be a pause on advanced AI development, regulation of this out of control industry, and a ban on artificial superintelligence.
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The problem is I love the trash. And the trash doesn’t love you back.
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quitting insta to scroll on twitter is like quitting heroin to do cocaine
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Giving off divorced dad vibes at the age of 35 without ever having actually been married was not on my Bingo card, but here we are. Starting life over.
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Trump whipping up all the ghoulish Republicans and dragging them to hell feels like god’s work. One psychic storm is ending, another begins.
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I feel more tapped in with each election. Like it’s just rock, paper, scissors. Don’t run fake establishment Hilary/Kamala types against Trump. But to beat Trump easily, run anyone but corporate stooges - he’s a layup.
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And when the Democrats inevitably open the borders and start doing wacky shit, run a “get things done” outsider or Corporate Daddy depending on the vibes.
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Experiencing “motion” for the first time after never experiencing or seeing “motion” in your family, is so crippling sad. Like what is being human without “motion”?
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“I am altering the social contract. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
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Growing up as some form of “runt” in Texas gives you heightened empathy, but spotting other runts or outcasts and choosing not to treat them the way you were treated is a cosmic battle. I always seem to find such types (and my type) crawling through the dark.
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BigLaw is a miserable experience for most people. It is full of tension/rivalries/backstabbing. The idea that you can have a real ‘partnership’ with a few hundred cutthroats sitting on top of a pyramid scheme is ridiculous. The mystery is how firms like Weil hold together at all.
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Can’t tell if I accidentally stumbled into certain scenes or if my subconscious dragged me there, but either way, learning about new worlds without the power or means to shape them ain’t for the weak. Can only laugh after crossing each bridge.
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Clav is the end result of matriarchy.
Heels for men. For MANLY men!
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its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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I feel like at pre-pandemic Union Pool, everyone was getting laid. Do the Zoomers not have such places where they can get sloppy, stupid and practice or was that a Millennial-coded peak Williamsburg thing?
Chad is real, and he’s basically a drug to women. My buddy is 6’1, jacked, tan, funny, nice, insane game. Basically Terra Chad IRL. He’s hooked up with 500+ women in NYC. He mostly goes for 4-7s. Why? 8s and 9s require effort. With 4-7s, he barely has to try. He doesn’t spend any money and gets what he wants. He ghosts them, sends the HR rejection text, moves on… been doing this for many years, as he enjoys it. Meanwhile they’re left thinking, “I dated a guy like that before. That’s my standard now.” So the next normal dude is competing with a guy who was never actually competing for her. Now the normie is booking a $500 dinner just to get a chance. There are MANY such cases.
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This chick liberated my sexuality more than prime Jessica Alba and Jessica Simpson combined. RIP BioWare.
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you literally have to turn off your prefrontal cortex. i keep telling yall this shit man.
No exaggeration, this guy might be the best interview in pro sports right now
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Someone told me he thinks dating apps are bad because they let you access connection without having any motion in your life. Normally meeting people requires going out into the world, entering new scenes and navigating unfamiliar situations. You have to be living a life that brings you into contact with other people. Dating apps let you order connection without doing any of that work
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Watching a native New Yorker be racist is like watching a Middle America NYC transplant smoke a cigarette while wearing their first leather jacket outside Union Pool. Cringe.
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