Slayer

Close your eyes and open your mouth. #slay @SlaySquad_

He may have a fast car, but I've got an even faster sleigh #slay

Lay on your stomach and take your pants off, I'll take care of the rest. #slay

"She's not a slut, she's just slutty" #slay

Sorry your toilet can't handle my poops. #slay

We don't do that here in America. #slay

First rule of tinder, always lead with "I don't normally do this" #slay

Np

I don't bring sand to the beach. #slay

Slay #SumoSushi

We do not stop slaying because we are old, we grow old because we stop slaying. #slay

Trying to re-gift these herpes.

Drafting my post-pregnancy scare victory speech #slay

Your like the heel of the bread loaf... Everyone touches you but no one wants you #slay

@ItsBearBuster looks like I already got the slaysquad name because I'm an OS #originalslayer

@KeioneTheLocc looks like I already got the slaysquad name because I'm an OS #originalslayer

So others may #slay

Work hard, #slay hard