Official Mike Wazowski on Sleeper

Joined May 2020
They did surgery on a grape
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I still think about this and my face gets red
My fb account got hacked and when I got back in this is what I see. The only post I’ve made in years and it’s some shitty ass meme they didn’t even share. They uploaded this from their phone just to embarrass me like that. All my homies hate Facebook.
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Hicks love harvest time a little too much man. Posting cinematic reels and shit with a damn drone like get real
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If the packers lose today they will find me at the bottom of a river. :)
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Walmart pack a punched their hat selection it seems
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The things I would do for a glass of chocolate milk rn
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I’m looking for mud
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They got a whole new heights episode as an ad on YouTube mang
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Replying to @coldcallsniper
thank god im a vampire
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Mustard a bottom 1 condiment fr
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What y’all know about hitting the Tebow at the skating rink during the corner game
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This is worse than Mookie this is worse than Luka
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Simply not beating this
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Replying to @BleacherReport
ShadeurDash
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“It’s called *insert full dumbass sentence*” irrationally pisses me off.
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You just lost the game! 😆 hit that retweet to get all your friends too!! 🤪
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Me at 23
In high school, we had our minecraft server, we had one guy. He was our resource guy. He would mine for hours. We would tell him that's enough, we have enough, come up, come build with us. He would stay down there. Blew past all sane need for resources. He liked it down there
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