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Slender Mandalorian🇺🇸 retweeted
Ilhan Omar wrote an entire memoir about her life and somehow forgot to mention that her dad was a colonel for a Somali dictator.
Must've been a typo.
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Rep. Ilhan Omar jokes with Hasan Piker about the attention they both receive from conservative media, suggesting they wouldn't appear on TV nearly as often if people weren't so tired of looking at the “Botox faces” of Republicans, whom she refers to as “fascists.”
The conversation then shifts to Omar's “tumultuous” past week, which saw federal agents raid her Washington, D.C., home as part of an ongoing criminal investigation into alleged immigration fraud.
Omar seems unfazed, remarking, “But it tracks for me. That's kind of most of my weeks.”
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The emails that leaked showed they had discussed the idea of letting Spider-Man be in Civil War, and that caused a ton of public pressure to do it when the emails got out, so you could actually argue that North Korea is responsible for Spider-Man in the MCU
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The year is 2026 and Barack Obama is campaigning on healthcare.
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No one is charging Musk with murder for Doge cuts to USAID. This is lunacy and reeks of fascism.
The Bulwark crew is absolutely ecstatic over the idea of investigations and prosecutions of Elon Musk.
Can barely contain themselves:
"He has a body count like a f*cking war criminal. We start with the US Congress and it ends at The Hague for Elon Musk."
"You've got $1 trillion, asshole. Start spending it on lawyers."
"You don't hate him nearly enough."
"There has been a series of meetings among House Democrats. Do you know what they're doing? Yes. They're carving up jurisdictions for who is going to Subpoena him to testify before which of them and for what."
"Get a townhouse, big guy. Got a lot of nice brownstones right there by Capitol Hill."
"Elon! You motherf*cker! You better pack a lunch cause your ass is gonna be living in the Capitol starting January of 2027."
"I feel like my guys, Robert Garcia and Jamie Raskin are f*cking ready. They're loaded for bear."
Same kind of people that've cried endlessly about the weaponization of justice are absolutely salivating over the idea of weaponizing justice against their political opposition.
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They did the meme
Clashes erupt in Paris after largely peaceful protests across France bbc.in/4jyPz62
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This is hysterical.
Dana Bash tells Nicolle Wallace that "real objective reporters" from "traditional news networks" are being undermined by reporters from right-leaning outlets.
Because they ask "Dear Leader" question like "'I'm sorry, Mr. President. Are you great or are you just excellent?"
Dana Bash. Nicolle Wallace. CNN. MSNOW.
Bashing other outlets for being partisan and undermining the real objective journos.
They would seriously have you believe that a Biden or Obama press conference wasn't full of sycophantic media.
I'm dead.
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He's about to dunk Jessica Rabbit in some Dip.
Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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I know this is some BS because GK Chesterton was off the charts smart, one of the most insightful writers of his age I’d argue, and there’s zero chance he was walking anywhere quickly
As an aside, IQ strongly correlates with walking speed.
The correlation is, like, extremely significant. There are essentially zero outliers.
Top quintile walkers are a full standard deviation smarter than bottom quintile walkers.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
A 2019 Dunedin study reports moderate correlation (β=0.38) between midlife IQ and gait speed with ~16-point mean quintile difference. "Essentially zero outliers" does not match this association's strength.
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