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Ayo Slim

@SlimPo_

From Texas so you know I’m naturally FINE💁🏽‍♀️

 Houston, TX
Joined January 2010
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Hassan.@HeyitshassanMar 2
I am fully convinced that 2019 was the last normal year we ever had. Ever since then, it feels like everything’s broken. Everyone is constantly anxious, time moves too fast, and nothing actually feels real anymore. The world as we knew it is just gone
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@softcreateeeJan 19
The weather app don’t even know wtf going on.
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I randomly go on Amazon or SHEIN , add to my cart & then go about my day.
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TOMMY GOT HIS TUDDY!!!! 📺 : @nfloncbs / @paramountplus
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James Roy
@JamesRoyNFLJan 2
TEXANS TICKET GIVEAWAY: Want 2 tickets to see the Texans take on the Colts in NRG? Here’s how to enter: 1. Like and Retweet this post 2. Follow @JamesRoyNFL 3. Drop a “SWARM” in the replies Winner will be drawn on Saturday.
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Bad day for the Diggs brothers
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ain't nobody working hard today we just here for attendance
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If “I’m too old for this shit” was a play 😂
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Kevín
@KevOnStage27 Nov 2025
They’ve been putting praise break music over kids throwing tantrums on Tik Tok and I’ve been CRYING ALL WEEK. 😂😂😂😂
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I want all my bills paid for Christmas. You hear me Santa with your fat ass
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I really don’t like people but the people I do like I like them baddddd
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Monaleo & KenTheMan are the best at talking their shit. I love it. Give my girls their 10’s.
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If your first email ended in @ yahoo, @ hotmail, or @ msn… you have seniority on the internet.
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It’s the year of 2025, and I still don’t know how to play spades. And I don’t plan on learning.
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Please retweet so this can reach anyone who has a loved one in St. Elizabeth and hasn't heard from them….. they might be in this video. 🇯🇲
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Jay ♛
@Wavymafia20 Oct 2025
Grieving is the longest crash out you will ever have to face.
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CHICAGO — This might be the best man on the street interview I've seen all year. Well done, Don Lemon.
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@damnidc__11 Oct 2025
Sis, never teach a man how to be your man. Don't ask him for anything. Not a date. Not flowers. Not clingy texts. Not morning calls. Not time. Not affection. When a man truly wants you, he moves different on his own. Life is too short to be waiting for someone to ACT right!
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If Sherman’s plight isn’t a metaphor for life in 2025 I dunno what is 🤣
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@Whotfismick6 Oct 2025
Me at 1:30am Me at 6am
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