Epic stupid gamer who is uber-charged with autism. Mega Counter-Strike nerd that’s very Gold Nova 2 pilled.

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Joined May 2023
Hello, I made a schizophrenic ramble video to chew on while I work on my next video that will 100% be a masterpiece. Watch my slop with this link here! youtu.be/-59sNksz-W0
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Deadlocks community became so toxic and vile the moment Valve allowed anyone with a spinal cord into the closed playtest. I like the game but the general community is so ass.
It appears I have upset the Deadlock players
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I mean, I play CS:GO with friends on weekends with almost everything that game had expect matchmaking. Everyone is welcome to join but this meme is just too accurate because people need their jingling keys like weekly drops and ranks.
Anomaly has felt less love for CS ever since CS2 replaced CS:GO, and agrees with Loba that the switch came too early ‼️ "Bro, I've said since the beginning Loba was right. They should have not upgraded to CS2, at least not yet. It's in a terrible state. And ever since they released CS2, I've felt less love for CS than before."
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If we get emotes or customizable agents I am 110% quitting this game because that would be actually braindead.
We’re missing Emotes in CS2
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Slippi retweeted
Move over GTA we got a REAL game coming out now
First trailer for the ‘SHREK 2 REMASTERED’ game.
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Alright, this thread is my reminder to get off this stupid ass app and go to bed.
Masturbation in 1995 for girls: • Locked bedroom door, lights off • One hand under the covers • Quick and quiet so no one hears • One orgasm if she got there • Done in 5–8 minutes, then guilt Masturbation for girls in 2026:
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Notice how people who have a PC don’t really care in this thread because they have other games to play. 💀
>is ghost of yotei on steam? no. >is saros on steam? no. >is wolverine on steam? no. >is astro-bot on steam? no. >will god of war laufey be on steam? no. >will intergalactic be on steam? no. >will until dawn 2 be on steam? no. sony has already stated that their exclusives won’t be coming to PC anymore and that’s been clear with 2026, let’s stop making shit up…
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Why the fuck is this meme using the leaked picture for the inferno remake in the CS2 Beta?
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Actually real! 💀
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I think this is the queue for me to get off this app for the day.
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"TF2 IS OLD GUYS, JUST MOVE ON AND CONSUME NEW PRODUCT! GLORY TO THE BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION"
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You have never played a game on PC if this is your opinion. You spend at most like 5 minutes in the settings menu and you do not have to update your drivers as much as you think.
Nah. 80% of your time on PC before playing a game is playing with settings and installing drivers. Then once you get the game to finally launch, it crashes and you have to investigate what happened. Console gaming is superior in this aspect alone. The game is optimized to run on that specific hardware right out of the box. No tinkering necessary. Of course there are off situations where games are released in a poor state on console. But usually, they're fixed in a day one patch 🤷🏾‍♂️
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This is cool! Sucks that people won’t play it though because they aren’t encouraged to even see if it exists. Maybe adding an in-game server browser that we had in CS:GO would help talent people like you gain recognition.
CS2 Danger Zone BETA is now live 😁 A faithful recreation of the original CS:GO Game Mode.
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So hire the guys who crashed the first ship to crash the second one!? Holy shit this is comedy gold lmfao.
Halo’s former creative director has urged Activision to hire former Bungie and Halo Studios staff to build the next game in the series. vgc.news/news/halos-former-c…
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Meanwhile you are acting as spiteful as the demographic of TF2 Fans you’re trying to make fun of. I thought I was immature holy shit this is hilarious. 💀
The fact that Uncle Dane got so jealous of valve working on this instead of TF2 that he broke nda immediately just shows why TF2 fans don’t deserve jack shit anymore. “Out of touch” yeah out of touch my ass.
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Uncle Dane shared early Deadlock footage privately out of frustration with Valve neglecting TF2's bot/cheater issues while developing a new game, calling it "painfully out of touch"; no binding NDA existed, only an informal popup request. youtube.com/watch?v=82B38T… thegamer.com/deadlock-revie… knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultu…
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I think both of you are kinda silly. One is a valve dick rider that supports turning CS into Tomodachi life, meanwhile you are a hypocritical clown advising people to not spend money while having a sponsor for a CS2 Skin website, both of you are LOL Cows lmfao.
PoopLoop: Fat Czech retard. Absolute nobody outside of Twitter. The only relevance he has is because he dick rides Valve and Esports. Keeps mentioning my nationality like it’s a fact that I somehow can change and thinks that it’s an insult. Insecure retard, that responds to every message about him. Apparently either him or his “fans” bought likes on my post to mass report me or damage my account. Idk whats higher his IQ or cholesterol
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I think what the original tweet is trying to say is that he wants the content that is added to be actually be of quality and impact the game in positive ways. It’s not that deep man. 😭
Minecraft fans when the game gets new content:
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我以前把怀孕的蟑螂放进逼里,使劲一夹给夹爆,然后一堆小蟑螂就从逼里钻出来,有一种当妈妈的感觉。我一般用风油精,往里面灌点,蟑螂什么的就出来了,完事拿酒精擦擦消个毒。没事的,毕竟都定期来姨妈的,脏东西都排过去了。摸完风油精的逼逼塞进来刚开始凉凉的,后来火辣辣的,冰火两重天操起来很刺激,用过的都说好。我好想纹身在阴唇褶皱里,翻出来当社会人,翻进去考公。顺便给阴唇做个美容,把边边割下来做麻辣扇贝边,然后高价卖给公狗。
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This isn’t me trying to be mean, but this is code word for: “Valve can literally shit in my salad by adding literal slop that doesn’t fit the game because it looks so cute”. This is the mindset that makes this game worse, it’s okay to criticize stuff.
Replying to @Poloolpp
cs community when valve works on a cute little chicken instead of spending 13 hours a day creating an anti-cheat that will get cracked in less than a week
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