It's me Jesse, The World's Greatest Guy!
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SD69 Henchman retweeted
I wish we didn’t have to respond to this today. Our thoughts should be with Helen Haines, and praying for her speedy recovery.
But the Labor and Liberal Dirt Units are already back at work, attempting to use this tragedy to silence their critics and deflect from their own failings. Too many media organisations are happy to help them fling the dirt.
The Please Explain cartoons have nothing to do with the tragic attack on Helen Haines. They will not be going anywhere.
Liberal and Labor politicians want our cartoons censored because they don’t like the scrutiny.
Free speech, satire, criticism and debate are essential to our democracy. They must be protected.
Those seeking to exploit this tragedy to silence their critics should be ashamed of themselves.
What happened to Helen is heartbreaking. Politicians deserve to be safe. So does every other Australian.
When violence touches politicians, the response is immediate: more security, more protection and demands for action. Where is that same urgency when ordinary Australians are attacked?
Too many Australians have experienced violent home invasions, firebombings, machete and gun attacks and carjackings. Innocent Australians are being stabbed on the streets. They cannot call on a security detail. They rely on governments to keep their communities safe.
Where has the Prime Minister been? Where is his determination to confront the crime and violence regular Australians face?
One Nation will continue to hold the Albanese Labor government to account. We will keep speaking up for Australians whose safety and concerns have been ignored.
We stand firmly against hatred, crime and violence. And we will keep working to unite all Australians under one flag.
SD69 Henchman retweeted
I never said we should deport all illegal immigrants because one of them raped and murdered a girl.
We should be deporting all illegal immigrants because they Aren't Supposed To Be Here
You are just an incredibly self-centered guy who cares more about his imagined personal safety over the well being of the other 8 billion people on earth. There is no rational argument to exclude people from a good life based on circumstances completely outside their control.
Yes I am aware of who laken riley is and I don't care either. Deporting all men because they make up 97% of all violent crime is an infinitely more rational argument than deporting all illegal immigrants because one immigrant killed someone (a group that commits less violent crime per capita than the "native" population/
SD69 Henchman retweeted
what the fuck, i paid $2K for this piece of shit and I can't even bend it backwards and light it on fire
SD69 Henchman retweeted
Alright then, here we go. This will be a long one. I wanted to avoid this too.
No, this isn’t “AI” and on the lives of my children this is 100% real. Here’s what changed for me and why I’m no longer going to just sit here & shut up.
Alex you swore on the memory of your father that you wouldn’t bail on @beyondD0ne and @ScreenDoor_ in Austin after you were eliminated from Safezone. The next two nights I was texted asking if I knew where you were bc you DID bail and you WERENT communicating. Those dudes were waiting on you. You told them you were even on your way, making posts on IG and shit. You lied. I sent money to Jimmy so their night wasn’t ruined and could continue on making content without you. Not only that but you’re publicly calling @_DragonDrake a liar but you absolutely talked mad shit about Xena, including about how you woke up to your dick in her mouth which to me you’re basically accusing her of sexual assault. You’re dragging a dudes name through the mud and trashing a girl you keep clinging to despite the nasty shit you’ve said bc you have no spine and YOU GOT CAUGHT LYING about EVERYTHING.
When you went “missing” in LA my phone BLEW UP for days and I was genuinely worried about you. I did what I could to try to figure out if you were okay. - I contacted your fucking family worried about you thinking MAYBE you went to Kentucky and didn’t tell anyone/Xena. I thought maybe you DIED. Then I’m told you’re being held hostage. I CARED ABOUT YOU. Turns out you were trying to get away from Xena and made a lot of us look fucking stupid for worrying about you.
Bottom line dude I gave a genuine fuck about you but I do NOT fuck with someone who lies constantly, fucks with my actual friends, talks shit about people he claims to love/care about. You never needed to lie to ME of all people. I had your fucking back for YEARS through all the shit.
So go ahead, call me a “Walker” and tell the world what you know about me which is nothing. Grow the fuck up. You’re pushing the people who really believed in you away over bullshit lying and trying to save face after being caught. I can prove it all, Alex and I have nothing to hide. You could have made better choices, admit you were wrong and still had people in your corner. Now you’re gonna loop yourself into oblivion. #fishtanklive
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SD69 Henchman retweeted
LMAO Ethan Klein NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SD69 Henchman retweeted
This retarded faggot is inviting me to be the bull and I'm happy to say that I accept! I will be the bull.
SD69 Henchman retweeted
Most average intelligence people know that there's a problem, but they lack the pattern recognition and higher critical thinking skills to actually realize what the problem actually is. It's LED lighting and high resolution digital cameras. We collectively acquiesced to LEDs being forced upon us by the government, to the point where they made real lightbulbs illegal (I'm not kidding), LEDs are detrimental to your health and look like shit
SD69 Henchman retweeted
i feel bad for Hila. obviously what is happening to her is terrible and heartbreaking, but put yourself in her hooves for a second:
Imagine you get brainwashed by the IDF into exploding Palestinian kids' heads, and then Mossad sets you up with the dumpiest goober they could find to infiltrate Youtube, and despite him being ugly and detestable in every way he still manages to find a younger Mossad agent to cheat on you with, AND she's got a big hot meaty cock?? There isn't a pile of shoes big enough in the WORLD to make up for that.
Blindsided. My heart breaks for her.
SD69 Henchman retweeted
It is my destiny to fuck Hila Klein and then bring Peace to the Middle East..........
SD69 Henchman retweeted
Ben Roberts-Smith is one of the finest soldiers in Western history yet the Australian government wants to put him in jail for life - in large part based on the eyewitness testimony of illiterate Afghan villagers in Taliban held territory who admitted to Australian courts that they viewed Roberts-Smith as an “infidel.”
These illiterate Afghan villagers literally told the Federal Court of Australia that they viewed Roberts-Smith as an infidel or kuffar, yet the presiding judge in his defamation trial said that this was understandable because Roberts-Smith was a foreign soldier in Afghanistan - so it therefore made sense that they would hate him.
The Australian government spent literally *hundreds* of millions of dollars investigating him and even offered large cash rewards to Afghan villagers to come forward with allegations against Australian soldiers.
One of the most insane cases of suicidal empathy imaginable.
