@Slonk02 art account | Screaming into the void about the things I love and hate

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Joined May 2022
I sometimes like to hop into Halo maps to take pictures. These games have aged perfectly. They look beautiful Halo 3 Standoff
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Crazy how Cyberpunk got dual wielding before any modern Halo game
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Remember people claimed Space Marine 2 was woke and now it’s suddenly for chuds…
>Be Space Marine 2 >Make game for chuds >15 million players Wow it could be so simple couldn't it?
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I think these are inarguably the best CGI videogame trailers of all time
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SlonkYap 🇵🇷 retweeted
"Oi bruv, you 'eve 'ear about 'dem Warhamma's?"
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This is probably THE most overpriced figure I’ve bought. Crazy how all they would’ve had to do was either pack in issue 1, the issue where he gets the arm, or all 6 of the first issues from the comic to make the figure seem less egregiously overpriced
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I don’t think anything will ever truly make me dislike Geoff. He seems like a very genuine and passionate guy Say what you will about Highguard, but he genuinely saw something in that game that he enjoyed and he stuck with it to the bitter end. It’s kinda admirable imo
Never forget he's been a real shooter
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General Audience Gamers:
Going to get a lot of use out of this
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SlonkYap 🇵🇷 retweeted
Going to get a lot of use out of this
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This is what happens when Xbox spends AAA money on games they’re gonna give out for free. Gamepass is a failure, but they’re going to keep punishing good and decent studios to save face, because walking gamepass back even a little would make the brand a laughing stock
Gears of War: E-Day reportedly cost over $500 million to develop, excluding marketing. A source familiar with Xbox’s business says the budget exceeds earlier reports of over $400 million. Alinea Analytics estimates around 230,000 copies sold in the first week, generating about $37 million. Microsoft has not yet released official sales or player numbers. A PS5 release probably wouldn’t have solved the problem. Gears of War: Reloaded sold 684,000 copies on PS5, which would have added roughly $33 million in revenue for E-Day after platform fees. If true, the studio is cooked, Asha is coming for them.
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There are Transformers fans out there that will look at DWJs run on Skybound, with arguably the best these designs have ever looked, and completely dismiss it purely just from the fact it uses the G1/Sunbow designs
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Kirkman said "Hey, let's not use any obscure G1 Decepticons that would fit within the style established by DWJ. Let's just use popular Decepticons from completely different continuities that also have completely different design philosophies without attempting to blend them in"
What the hell is going on with these designs? It was well established that everyone had G1/G1 oriented designs- now all of these characters just show up out of nowhere using mixtures of the TFA designs, and also for some reason the Transformers Legacy action figures????
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"Oh and, whenever we do attempt at blending a character with a completely different and clashing design philosophy, let's do a terrible job at it" Like dude, you literally could've just used Ironhide instead of Bulkhead.
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Next Month via Polygon: "Anonymous source tells Polygon that Gears of War E-day's budget is comparable to the US Military budget for 2026"
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SlonkYap 🇵🇷 retweeted
Any advance of 400, I have 400 here anybody want to give 500... Kotaku with 500, anybody else want 6? 600 hundred million... IGN?
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SlonkYap 🇵🇷 retweeted
Yo, @CoalitionGears we need a minimum level requirement or something when joining Allfather difficulty Horde Siege 😭😭 FIVE TIMES I’ve joined and left a lobby in a row because level 1 Shrek wants a carry 😭😭 Gears of War: E-Day | Xbox Series X
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I remember when Helldivers 2 came out and how awesome the community was. I got a real sense of brotherhood and comradery any time I went into matches, but now most of the community bitches so much about insanely asinine things that all that brotherhood and comradery is gone
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SlonkYap 🇵🇷 retweeted
I've been gaming since 1999 and this is hands down the worst multiplayer FPS I've ever played. It's to no surprise Halo 4 (2012) had less players than Halo 3 (2007) by 2013. I love how 343i yapped about fixing the game and never did, sounds familiar? *cough* *cough* MCC.
Was Halo 4 multiplayer actually bad, or did we just judge it too harshly because it tried to compete with the 2012 Call of Duty era?
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Crazy how this has better voice direction than Halo Campaign Evolved
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SlonkYap 🇵🇷 retweeted
"chatgbt generate me a fucking garbage thumbmail thank you chatgbt i love youuu i cant do anything for myselfffmmvvvvvv"
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