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Buckeye living in the best part of Texas. small-l libertarian. Auctioneer. Husband to a great wife & father of 5 wonderful kids.Porsche enthusiast.

Montgomery, TX
Joined September 2020
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Be the change you want to see in the world.
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How every clip of a cricketer playing baseball has looked
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What to do on a Buckeye bye week...
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Jesus. I'm completely exhausted. What a weird ass game. Go Bucks!
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75? With all due respect, are you retarded?
When the 75 remaining orcas are killed for a pipeline and port to the west coast, do the Vancouver Canucks change their logo? Or do we just explain to our grandkids that yeah, we used to have those here, but we killed the amazing, nationally emblematic dudes for short-term cash?
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R Kelly chaperoning a junior high dance
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Great first half. Need to score out of the gate here in the 2nd.
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Shouldn't that kickoff be reviewed? Didn't look like the ND player possessed it until his foot went out of bounds.
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They finally got around to reviewing it and made the wrong call. Lol. Whatever.
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As I will do every year. Today marks the beginning of another season without my best friend. We will raise a glass to you today my friend. Miss you brother ❤️
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You know what was "traumatic" in the 80s? The big sweaters and high waisted jeans girls wore. That's it. That's the whole list.
Ryan Reynolds says ’80s nostalgia “paves over all the trauma” of the “tumultuous” decade: “The 80s was a brutal, brutal time for people. It was a fucking mess and people forget that. It was a tremendous strife. Socio political tensions everywhere. We were still pretty fresh off a Cuban missile crisis, which was only 15-20 years before. It’s a tumultuous period, but you look back at it now and you’re like, ‘Oh, yeah. ‘Top Gun.’ Cocaine!’ Like, ‘No!’ It was really scary.” In Apple TV’s “Mayday,” Reynolds stars as a U.S. Navy pilot who builds an unlikely friendship with an eccentric ex-KGB agent (Kenneth Branagh) obsessed with ’80s American culture. wp.me/pc8uak-1lHH16
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Canadians can't meme.
Both sides of the switch say “on”.
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Why do people like this always reply then close the replies? It's almost as if they know their position can't stand up to a challenge.
No. I have been the victim of an actual violent crime, and I promise that is actually nothing at all like having someone take money from you.
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We're gonna have to do this ourselves. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
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We're about to find out how principled English fans are who have complained about Balogun.
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Can your American half tell the other half to stop being a little bitch?
Funny how all US fans are pro corruption now 😂😂when it fits ur narrative. I’m half American and this is disgraceful
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Adios, Canada.
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Did the parade in style this year. Happy 250th, America!
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Happy Father’s Day to all of the dads who go the extra mile.
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Oh my God. Their country's so poor they have to share their ESPN with middle earth? Poverty program.
Tony Popovic wasn't exactly thrilled with the referee's performance in the Socceroos' 2-0 loss to the USMNT. The game finished with Australia leading the fouls 16-12 and leading yellow cards 4-3. #FIFAWorldCup
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