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A historian once wrote about ancient Athens, “It is easier to find a god than a man in Athens.”
Me: “It is easier to find a committee than a man at this church.”
One of our local homeless guys rolled into church today. Here are a few of the gems:
“When can I preach?”
“Can I take a pew bible home?”
“Did you gain weight?”
“When is the next potluck?”
Strong start to 2024.
Homeschooled kids are super smart. But there’s one question that I ask that stumps them every time… What grade are you in right now?
#x reminds me of the early 2000’s when everyone showed up to First Baptist Church and it was suddenly called “Cornerstone Fellowship “ for some reason.
Small Church Pastor retweeted
Someone needs to write the song, “Try That In A Small Church.”
I can imagine the opening lines,
“You bring coffee and a donut into the sanctuary.
You preach from an IPad and don’t wear a tie.
You say there are no designated spots in the pews.
Try that in a small church.”
There’s a sweet Yeti in the lost and found. What’s the appropriate amount of time I have to wait before I adopt it?
Karl’s right.
There are so many small/mid-size churches w huge kingdom impact training and sending people into ministry outside their walls.
They're not be well-known because their congregation is small. But their size doesn’t limit their impact or effectiveness.
karlvaters.com/church-growth…
Babies crying in church isn’t distracting. All the jitterbug phone ringers going off is distracting.
Sure, your kids Easter egg hunt after church is cute. But my senior citizens egg hunt is way more entertaining!
My wireless mic broke this morning so I had to use a handheld like a hipster pastor. I expect we’ll be about double the size next Sunday.
Someone wrote the word “Entertainment” in the memo line on their offering check. I guess that’s a compliment?