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I know who I am. I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

Nashville, TN
Joined December 2010
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Replying to @KillaKreww
They need to tranquillize this dude before he finds all 7 dragon balls!
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Naming Stephen Miller chief of staff is like looking at a five-alarm fire and deciding the problem is not enough gasoline.
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TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Attorney General Todd Blanche says there's a "misperception that there's this separation and independence between the Department of Justice and the White House." "I work for President Trump."
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Rare small business owner W
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When his day comes, don't ask us to be better people.
Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay
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“Did you or did you not pretend to be homosexual so you could illegally live with two women in an LA apartment in the early 80’s?” “Sir, that was Jack Tripper.”
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35 years ago today…A Tribe Called Quest dropped The Low End Theory….greatest hip hop album of all time!
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Now the weirdos are mad at Patrick Clancy because he didn’t stay with his crazy wife after she killed his children 🙄 You can’t make this stuff up.
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Mfs call you silver spoon cause yo parents did their job 😭 sorry paper plate 🤣
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Meet MAGAt Scott DesJarlais—the "100% pro-life" GOP Congressman representing Tennessee's 4th district, with a heavy dose of "rules for thee, but not for me." While championing strict anti-abortion laws for everyone else, court records and audio logs proved he pressured his mistress to get an abortion and mutually agreed to two more with his ex-wife. Yes, that’s three abortions for the ultimate family-values conservative. But wait, it gets better: the mistress was actually his active medical patient. The Tennessee Board of Medical Examiners had to formally reprimand him for unprofessional conduct because apparently, "doctor-patient boundaries" are just a suggestion. Good to know that a lifetime anti-abortion voting record magically washes away three personal abortions. Hypocrisy at its absolute finest.
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How I’m broke cuz I ain’t cash app you for lunch I ate bih you da one hungry 😂
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Grown adults don't seem to understand that treating someone poorly will result in them not wanting to talk to you anymore.
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i’ll never understand bullying, why are you upset that i’m ugly😭 is it your face??
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Tristan Tate has an autistic daughter who loves him. Now she’s struggling and confused why Tristan has been away for so long. 🥺💔 Let him come home! #FreeTheTates
💔BREAKING: Tristan Tate’s lawyer says his autistic daughter is suffering heavily since he was taken away. 😢 “Tristan Tate is a good man with an autistic daughter who cannot understand why daddy doesn’t see her anymore.” THIS IS INJUSTICE AND EVIL. #FreeTheTates 🙏
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Tristan Tate is detained in the US pending extradition to the UK on rape and trafficking charges he denies. He testified to having a 6-year-old autistic daughter. cps.gov.uk/national-news/… miamiherald.com/news/local/art…
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How is the Secretary of Agriculture not willing to talk about where Americans are getting their beef from?
Q: Which specific countries have been in talks with the US about stepping up beef imports? BROOKE ROLLINS: I am not privy to talk about that
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This aged like poop lettuce
BREAKING: The FDA is planning to end most of its routine food safety inspections, according to CBS News.
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You not a real nigga for going to jail or prison You're actually a goofy ass nigga that got caught for doin dumb shit
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This is hilarious 😂
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There have been many remakes of Donnie Hathaway & Roberta Flack’s original, but this one from the Dead President’s soundtrack always stuck in my head. Jesse Campbell & Trina Barnette — Where is the Love
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