the dentist said, i grind in my sleep. he real for that
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KendraG. retweeted
you are real af for this but i need to understand why he doesn’t have a name?
KendraG. retweeted
My mom still wears her wedding ring even though my parents have been divorced for seven years.
Last month, my dad asked her to stop.
He’s getting remarried.
Apparently his fiancée noticed the ring in a family photo and asked why Mom still wore it.
Dad called Mom and said, “It’s disrespectful now.
Mom laughed and hung up.
I thought she was being petty.
Dad left her. Dad moved on. Why keep wearing something from a marriage that ended?
So I asked her.
She pulled the ring off and handed it to me.
KendraG. retweeted
The problem is yall will bother people without considering the fact that some people are literal crash outs
KendraG. retweeted
On Monday, I called in sick. I'd been throwing up since 2 a.m.
My manager sighed. "Everybody gets sick on Mondays. Try to come in."
"I can't."
Click.
An hour later, Tola texted me a screenshot. Our manager, in the team chat: "He's faking. Let's see if he's still sick tomorrow."
I didn't reply. I went to the clinic.
Doctor's note. Timestamped visit record. 7:42 a.m., before my manager had even finished complaining.
Then I emailed HR: the note, the timestamp, the screenshot. One line: I'd like this on record.
Tuesday, I walked in pale and slow.
KendraG. retweeted
idk if i’m gonna articulate this as well as i want to…. but the way that he is trying SO graciously to explain the backlash to raven, and *almost* gets to a point of understanding… just for that lady to chime in with THEE most useless and derailing contributions…
Raven-Symoné CLARIFIED her controversial comments after previously questioning whether That’s So Raven and her character Raven Baxter were inherently “BLACK,” explaining that she never denied the show centered around a Black family, but that its appeal went BEYOND RACE and connected with audiences worldwide 👀
“People from every country watched a Black family, but they saw themselves in that family... which means we were universal.”
KendraG. retweeted
Alijah hiding, kennedi laughing and maleah laughing and hiding 😭💀 Just three chaotic girls !
KendraG. retweeted
Moral of the story. People often think they're more important than they actually are.
My coworker handed in his resignation last Monday as a bluff.
He wasn't leaving. He wanted a counteroffer.
At lunch, he told three of us, "Watch. They'll beg me to stay."
At 9:00, he walked into our manager's office with the letter.
At 9:04, our manager signed it, thanked him for six years of service and asked when he'd like the leaving party.
He walked back to his desk and sat very still. By 9:30...
KendraG. retweeted
She needed that roast. Especially coming from someone she grew up with that actually KNOWS her
Raven-Symoné and her wife Miranda Maday were left SPEECHLESS when Kyle Massey started ROASTING them over everything people have been saying about them online 😭💀
“Miranda, they saying that you’re Raven’s handler… everybody thinks you’re in control of everything she does, all decisions, all the STUPID sh*t she says. I’m here to set the record straight… there is NO WAY you can be her handler. No one can handle Raven. She can’t even stand in front of a microphone and speak without pissing everybody off. Are you aware we can hear you?” 😭
KendraG. retweeted
If this was 20 years ago, Heiress would have her own show on Nickelodeon or Disney
Absolutely incredible Heiress Harris the daughter of T.I. Sang the national anthem before Game 6 of the #WNBAfinals.
She is sooo talented @Tip
#wnba #AtlantaDream