@SmartCaz

💍, Mother. LFC. The colour red in a world of black and white. TU rep. Queen who states facts and Szoboszlai enthusiast.

Joined March 2022
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads.
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SmartCaz retweeted
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@BackseatsmanLFCOct 25
Iraola's Liverpool record is 8W 3D against teams that haven't been found guilty of cheating on an industrial scale. He deserves more credit than he's getting
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We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲
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Exclusive: it’s Monday tomorrow.
indykaila News
@indykailaOct 25
Exclusive 💣 Michael Carrick to be sacked as Manchester United manager. The board will now decide when to inform Michael Carrick: in the next few days or after the Chelsea game. New manager incoming.
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Just see United's defending. Maybe Carrick wasn't the answer, but footballers are just backstabbing cunts sometimes.
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Cancelling matches cos it’s a bit blustery is the very latest in woke footballing nonsense. Not least because Brighton love a shot from distance, and it’ll get right on their nerves… Bring on the gales!
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Happy extra hour in bed day! Or as those of us with young children call it… Sunday.
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Clocks go back tonight 💃
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Joanne is absolutely hilarious, but also possibly the worst faithful there has ever been #TheCelebrityTraitors
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Had my flu and Covid jabs in the same arm 💪
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Happy Friday 🎶
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #CelebrityTraitors
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Prince: “she wore a raspberry beret” Your dad: “where’s her fucking poppy?”
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barry
@BackseatsmanLFCOct 21
Just remembered that our co-owner is getting behind-the-scenes footage of all of this. Jeff Bezos you little dancer
Manchester United
@ManUtdJun 15
▶️ 'All or Nothing: Manchester United', coming to Amazon Prime Video in 2027.

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Noely@NOELY1982Oct 21
United in a Como I know I know it's serious
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While the reds are putting 4 goals away, picking up 3 points and sitting joint top in Europe..... ....The blues are on twitter arguing with its AI assistant 'Grok' and getting put in their place 😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️
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I’m looking at Ngumoha, and Jacquet, and Koumas, and Nyoni, and I’m thinking… that’s some bloody base to build a team on, reds.
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Thank Christ for Rio Ngumoha
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I have no idea how we’re level here 🤣
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I don’t watch this but I’ve seen the clips, and if this little melt came at me like that, he’d be falling back faster than his hairline. Dreadful human. And I bet that dressing gown stinks.
Big Brother UK Gossip@BBUKGossipOct 18
Sneak Peek 🫣 Whispering puts Housemates on a warpath after the latest Eviction #BBUK
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