Since I might not even be real, at least I can warn you: adult account, MDNI! Also, no TXBoo-related content, please!
Joined November 2026
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"This is a parody roleplaying account, not affiliated with SEGA. And of course, I'm portrayed as an adult variant!
Wait! A variant!? Am I not even real!? I KNEW IT!
...You sure aren't real either!
Huh!? Don't you know panties are tracking devices!? What ELSE don't you know!?"
INDEED! BUT I'M NOT SONIC! I CAN'T EAT THAT INSANE AMOUNT OF CHILI DOGS!?
Oh wait, I CAN! BUT WHY NOT MAKE THEM WITH FISH!? I LOVE EATING FISH, BUT I HATE WAITING WHILE IT'S COOKING, SO I EAT IT RAW MOST OF THE TIMES!
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SO THAT'S WHY YOU DO IT IN YOUR LAB!?
BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, I GET OUR FRIENDS DON'T HAVE THE SAME SMELL SENSE AS ME, BUT IT REEKS OF YOUR SCENT!
Would you mind even washing your hands!? It gets stuck on your fur!
BESIDES, THOSE PEOPLE ARE MEAN TO ME, WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE!?
CAN I JOIN IN!? LAST TIME I TRIED IT AMY SCOLDED ME! LIKE COME ON!
What's so wrong if a Badger gets horny to pleasure herself until she feels better!?
IT'S LIKE THAT TIME WHEN THEY TOLD ME I COULD CATCH A FISH, THROW IT OVER A PIZZA AND EAT IT THAT WAY, BUT THAT WAS MY PIZZA!
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JOKES ON YOU, I DON'T HAVE WINDOWS! I DON'T EVEN OWN A COMPUTER!
But why does she looks better naked but with her boots still on that full naked!? Is some sort of conspiracy!?
LIKE THE CYAN CHOCOLATE! I SWEAR THEY'RE REAL! I HAVE ONE TRAPPED AMONG MY PEACHES! I CAN PROVE IT!
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TOO MANY RULES! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW!?
I'm a Badger! Why can't I act like one!? And I'm not even the real one! Wasn't I a Par-Ody or something!?
WHAT'S NEXT!? USING FORKS AND KNIVES WOULD BE MANDATORY!? HANDS AND FACE ARE THE BEST FRIENDS FOR EATING!
TIME TO WHAT!? BEING ACTIVE!?
I'm the activest badger on this island, or on that island, or in any island!!!
One week I stayed awake for five days, but then my shadow started stealing my peaches! AND WE STILL KEEP FIGHTING FOR THEM!
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Could you imagine about it!? Doing such pointless thing would be a crime about nature! The body needs to be guided by instinct! That's why it's ultra instinct and not ultra rational thinking!
ALSO I LOVE THE ATTITUDE! BYE BYE CLOTHES! LET'S BE NAKED AND PRIDEFUL!
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Not only that massive knot! You have sharper teeth! You have those dangerous nails! You have grown taller, more muscular, more savage!
SO YOU LOOK SO ATTRACTIVE! WILD IS WHAT ROCKS! EVEN MORE THAN ROCKS!
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HEY! THE NIGHT IS MINE! I STAY AWAKE EVERY NIGHT!
I have been at your place, you went to sleep at four o'clock, so that's not all the night! I even used your shower and you didn't even noticed! Your bathrobe... I can't give it back, some sticks shredded it... SORRY!
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SO YOU FINALLY TALKED!
And what nonsenses!? I thought you were into someone else, but if you really wanna go for a badger, I'm gonna be a good friend and let you take me in!
BUT I STILL NEED YOUR HELP TO SMASH ANTHILLS AFTER WE'RE DONE!
IF YOU'RE HALF THE TREASURE HUNTER YOU SAY YOU ARE, YOU WILL GUIDE ME TO POMEGRANATES!
Also, if everyone likes your chest exposed why even covering it!? Is it a manipulation tactic!? ARE YOU TRYING TO HYPNOTIZE ME WITH YOUR BREASTS!?
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Why does Rouge looks like she can read me like an open book!?
I'M NOT AN OPEN BOOK! BOOKS CAN'T BE TRUSTED EITHER! I'M A BADGER!
Then again, were bats and badgers friends or enemies? Is she a friend or enemy of my friends!? I CAN'T READ HER!
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Oh, playing modest!? That's the classic Amy!
And yet, I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE INTO BADGERS, WHAT ELSE WERE YOU HIDING FROM ME!?
YOU ALWAYS SCOLDED ME FOR NOT WEARING PANTIES AND NOW YOU GET HARD BECAUSE OF THAT???
THOSE ARE MIXED SIGNALS!
DON'T GIVE ME THAT CONFUSED LOOK!
I'm the wild one of the group! You can't just suddenly look cooler and wilder and take that spot from me, it's not fair!
SO, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A CHALLENGE! LET'S SEE WHICH ONE CAN HOLD MORE WATERMELONS WITH ONLY THEIR HEAD!
I normally don't like clothes, BUT THAT OUTFIT IS SO COOL! DO YOU HAVE A SPARE ONE!? WE CAN GO WITH A COUPLE BATS AND SMASH EVERY MAILBOX BEFORE NOON! I don't have time for details but if we don't beans will replace the letter h from the alphabet, so we gotta move!!!!
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Amy always is gonna be Amy for me! AND NOW SHE LOOKS EVEN BETTER! BEING WILD IS WHAT WORKS BEST!
DON'T LET DOLPHINS TELL YOU OTHERWISE! So come to share some peaches and pears, if you have any grapefruit could you bring some!? I'm keeping ants in check in the meantime!
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Oh, hi Amy! WHOA, YOU ACTUALLY FOLLOWED BY ADVICE, GOING ALL NATURAL!
Does that mean I get to dispose of these rags I wear for clothes!? Because I don't see the point on being dressed at all! We're not humans!!!
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PANTS!? WHY SHOULD I EVEN WEAR THEM!? THEY'D RESTRICT MY MOVEMENTS!
A BADGER NEEDS TO BE FAST TO CRUSH DOLPHINS AND WATERMELONS! YOU'LL THANK ME LATER!
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HOW DO WE ALREADY HAVE ALMOST 50 FOLLOWERS!? I'VE BEEN HERE FOR A SINGLE DAY!
WHO SENT YOU!? I HAVE COCONUTS, AND I WILL USE THEM!
ALSO! I HAVE THOSE SO-CALLED DMs OPEN, SO HOW COME NOBODY'S WRITING TO ME!?
WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING, HIDING IN THE BUSHES!?
HEY! I DON'T TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE!
And YES, I watch people! SO WHAT!? You do the same, MISTER DETECTIVE!
Now, WHO SAID I WANTED MONEY!? It tastes AWFUL, and it's POISONOUS!
Better give me PEACHES... or MORE FRIES! But with sauce this time!
