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I am Blue Smaug the Dragon Cat and first of my name. Best known for my destructive work. #catsoftwitter #DesolationOfSmaugCat

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Joined July 2016
It’s been 3 years since Cecil was killed by a trophy hunter to satisfy a sick hobby. 💔The reality is that there are more Cecil’s in the world, including thousands of other species killed for sport. Sign our pledge to help end the cruelty: hsi.org/tw070118 #RememberCecil
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On the first day of Xmas my true love gave to me an attacked and left for dead partridge at the bottom of a pear tree.
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 SQUIRREL TOUCHDOWN REPEAT: SQUIRREL TOUCHDOWN 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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Just a black jaguar trying to figure out what to do with his day
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We should replace all Confederate statues with statues of CATS.
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Get up in your hoominz business! They love it! I just drooled on a forehead. #catlife #whiskerswednesday – at Houston, TX
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A cat has been spotted in some bushes at The Whitehouse. Rescue squads are on the way to collect the cat before he is caught and deported.
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Today, I was involved in a fight. Thankfully I lived to tell the tail.
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Covfefe in litterbox. Please clean ASAP.
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*takes pic of cat* phone: You do not have enough space for this picture, because you already have 12,000 cat pics in your phone. Shit.
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Just because I ignore you, DOES NOT mean you can ignore me. This isn't a two-way street.
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Meow the Fourth be with you! I know that was cheesy, fuck off.
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Silly human. Beds are for cats.
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Why does @POTUS hate freedom so much?
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RETWEET THIS IF YOU LOVE CATS. I'M NOT KIDDING.
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We're scientists.
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Heard some primal screams coming from the neighbors. They were either thrilled Patriots fans or suicidal Falcons fans. #Superbowl
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Russian Blues. The real victims in all of this. teapawt.net/misscrisp/status/82265…
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🎶 Silent night, Holy night, All is calm, Den I bite. 🎶
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