Smelly Old Dog

In 'Me and Marley' I told u u Wundt cope @JenniferAni but u wnet & had anova baby anyway. #stupidgirl

Oopsy. Meant 'friends' not 'palls' @CourteneyCox

Im always getin told I look like Monica from 'palls' did me hairs like it and now im a spitting image @CourteneyCox

Playing cludo wiv me m8s im prof plum so fuck you @applenws ur not playing

Thinking about gettin a stall on the market,Ill sells food and flags and braces. U not invited @Bus_Norwich

I had a lovely party wiv me m8s. You don't ave any @MaraWritesStuff not my friend no more!!!!!!!!!!! I never wear the braces

Drewed a picture of myself. @LondonPortrait @NPGLondon it's good i already know that @edmiliband

I ❤️ @Bus_Norwich - keep up the good work. Got me to a VERY important meeting, as u can imagine

EVERYONE NEEDS TO BUILD A BOAT NOW.

Building an ark cuz like I said. Ice is melting and u gotsta be prepared. Ur not coming on my boat @MaraWritesStuff

Pickle your food @DanielRadclife_ @liamgallagher @edballsmp @JessieJ

Been thinkin bout lyf.You gotsta pickle everyfing cuz with all the ice melting & expensive trains ther aint much hope

Last nite I put my little shoes on, made me paws look high class and sophisticatedly. Not like you @Beyonce

Think im gona be on @ArtAttackHP this is my friend and that other girl is me but that's obvious

Probably going to be a guest on @SaturdayKitchen u not verygood at cooking @GordonRamsay U rnt either @Nigella_Lawson

Don't Ya hate playing jenga an tower looks a bit like a cat walk model @NaomiCampbell @tyrabanks #fierce #smise

I like da sheeps. What's your favourite make of sheeps @Bus_Norwich @aliciakeys

This is my one @Nigel_Farage yours is probaby boring

One more follower and I'll be in 2 figures. Gots the hang of this now. What's ur favourite water @Nigel_Farage probably something boring

Thinking bout life and money. I rekon all they need to do is make every shop like @Poundland - take notes @GeorgeOsborne easy job u have