jack nicholson is my spirit human.

Texas, USA
Joined March 2009
Floyd Baeweather retweeted
Amen. Now do bacon.
Cheerios is boldly going where no cereal has gone before: a resealable Ziploc bag. The option will be available on Original and Honey Nut Cheerios beginning Tuesday, online at Walmart, before rolling out to retailers nationwide in the coming months. wapo.st/4ibAkPi
3
35
2
524
7,950
Floyd Baeweather retweeted
I’m very direct in my communication which is why I prefer dealing w neurodivergent people bc they aren’t uncomfortable w it. It’s incredulous how much ppl partake in beating around the bush and avoidance. I cannot stand passiveness
2
136
18
408
10,370
People really underestimate my hatred for driving. Like even a 10 min drive makes me want to jump off a cliff.
1
2
1
236
Lost my Apple Pencil in the house a week ago and still haven’t found it. Ima be so sick if I have to buy another one 😭
2
288
Floyd Baeweather retweeted
My favorite life hack is sleeping. I can’t spend money if I’m unconscious. I’m being financially responsible. Follow me for more budgeting tips.
26
316
11
2,790
30,648
Floyd Baeweather retweeted
i terrorize people back and i never cared. you not about to disrupt my peace and leave with yours.
17
1,063
78
3,413
53,150
Business development, sales & marketing
I'm tired of pretending what's the full meaning of BDSM?
24
1,097
20
5,491
88,926
Floyd Baeweather retweeted
At this point, I don't want to cook dinner, order dinner, or spend twenty minutes discussing dinner. I want food to appear in front of me like I'm a beloved elderly cat.
10
60
3
974
14,322
I need 75 bottles of wine and a truckload of the devils lettuce after this work week.
1
121
Floyd Baeweather retweeted
btw the science folder is green. always has been. always will be.
158
1,821
284
14,824
1,284,824
Such a busy work week when all I want to do is dissociate
3
245
I really hate that my kid has no active grandparents. Not even dead at that man lol like people are so 🫠
1
1
7
443
Floyd Baeweather retweeted
just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.
185
5,460
103
83,863
1,435,639
Floyd Baeweather retweeted
I’m so quick to lose respect for people nowadays because at some point, you have to stop making excuses for grown adults who know exactly what they’re doing. We’re too old for mind games, unnecessary drama, fake apologies, and behavior that shows a complete lack of consideration for others. I understand that everyone has flaws, and nobody gets everything right, but accountability matters. The older I get, the less interested I am in correcting people who should already know better. I’d rather distance myself and protect my peace than keep lowering my standards to accommodate someone else’s immaturity.
6
228
25
667
16,030
Floyd Baeweather retweeted
Plsssssss 😭😭😭
223
2,287
317
12,359
273,914
Floyd Baeweather retweeted
Those hands are rated "E" for Everyone
the way mrs. vorhees said “i don’t need no knife for this heifer” 😭😭😭
7
308
3
3,025
53,830
Floyd Baeweather retweeted
I’m not initiating shit with a man. You lead or move to the side.
43
3,497
148
13,375
169,684
Floyd Baeweather retweeted
“Buttercream Croc skin”
What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?
73
1,421
93
8,194
349,054
Floyd Baeweather retweeted
Can’t believe I get to witness my child’s personality evolve and just see her become whoever she is. She’s so funny and feisty and sweet already, I wonder how all this will go as the ages go
2
336
27
941
19,318
It irritates me when people think everything is forgivable, as if every wound deserves reconciliation and every betrayal deserves another chance. Some things change you permanently, and some actions destroy a level of trust that an apology can never rebuild. Forgiveness is a personal choice, not an obligation, and making peace with what happened does not mean making room for the person who caused it. Not everything deserves forgiveness, and not everyone deserves access to you after what they have done.
5
117
4
371
6,412