kwisatz haderach of the autists and alltists they/them
Rochester, NY
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in december 2020 i saw one (1) tiktok playing All Around Me in it and I thought it would be funny to listen to a shitload of Flyleaf in the upcoming year with the sole purpose of fucking up my Spotify Wrapped
let nobody say I was not commited to the bit
im pretty much done on twitter for all the same reasons as everybody, might deactivate soon. im smithund at the other place so come follow me
social media algorithms are now designed to provoke extreme emotional reactions. therefore I am directing my algorithms to submerge me into only two types of content:
-awe for art, culture, nature, human reason
-wild, violent, soul-consuming hatred for the Kansas City Chiefs
my new year's resolution is to flatten the panorama of human multiplicity into a single harmless datum, like hazy IPAs
this is really stupid but I am actually proud of this. in August I didn't know 5 active NFL players, I drafted as a joke, but I learned the game from the ground up and by the end was THE authority in my league on football info.
oliver (they/them) retweeted
With this victory, the Valenti twins are now both officially undefeated in fantasy sports
oliver (they/them) retweeted
he may have the power to culturally reset the meaning of #based back to its positive roots
do what’s right twin
