Stoner President™

Knowing your ex's new born baby look like a monkey >

Dodrugsto enjoylife. RT @kharis_micheal: Pitch me your best advice in 2 words

H a p p y H o l i d a y s !

I just need to figure out what makes sense today. RT @MexikoDro4: Do what makes sense nigga

Molly. RT @BellaBaddie__: What’s the fastest way you have ever lost weight?

🫡 RT @nawdeeuhhh: Today is going to be good cuz I fuckin said so

Shots of patrón, u kno that it’s on

Real nigguh scrollin thru the TL*

When she’s fresh out the shower.

Fake it til’ u make it. RT @MogulFlan: U ain’t getting money yo lil lying self

Highlife. RT @RealTDotTho: Highmorning

When i see a yellow light* RT @RealBasedNigga: I’m not going to stop !

The price on weed* RT @_vontrell_: Change 🤞🏾

Your heart. RT @swiszyy: Safe for this money but where I put this pain at?

Stoner* RT @DeJLoaf: Forever a loner.

My boy paid $1500 for his t-shirt, didn’t even get 1500 views on his video. 🤣🤣🤣

Things ending: Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta. Things beginning: Omicron. RT @__kdash_: a lot of things ending and a lot of things beginning. I welcome it all.