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Sam Wilson

@SmoothFlyinVet

Former Pararescue with the United States Air Force. Got 'kidnapped' to save the world.

Joined June 2014
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With the USA legislature growing in hostility to trans people, it's becoming more crucial than ever to be loud and visible in your support. This angry protective Oviraptor sticker based on an original idea by @dinodadreviews is coming to our store next week. #ProtectTransKids🏳️‍⚧️
A digital drawing of a parent Oviraptor staring menacingly towards the viewer. Its wings are spread in a protective fashion over the nest below which has baby oviraptors coming out of their eggs. All dinosaurs are coloured in pink, blue, and white of the Trans Pride Flag. Below the illustration "Protect trans kids" is handwritten in bold black capital letters.

ALT A digital drawing of a parent Oviraptor staring menacingly towards the viewer. Its wings are spread in a protective fashion over the nest below which has baby oviraptors coming out of their eggs. All dinosaurs are coloured in pink, blue, and white of the Trans Pride Flag. Below the illustration "Protect trans kids" is handwritten in bold black capital letters.

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The French whenever the government makes any new rule
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You're 12, kid. I still laughed though.
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"Do not speak to me of the deep magic! For I was there when it was written." Uh. And I was a parrot in a past life. Off to therapy with you buddy.
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"We can't ignore the World Security Council!" Watch me.
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Jerry and I might need to ask our favorite agent about it...
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Meet you up top!
Tony Stark (@StarkIngenuity) profile pictureTony Stark@StarkIngenuity21 Aug 2022
......Fine.
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Wanna go flying?
Tony Stark (@StarkIngenuity) profile pictureTony Stark@StarkIngenuity21 Aug 2022
I don't pout. And I don't get bored.
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You must be bored. Or pouting.
Tony Stark (@StarkIngenuity) profile pictureTony Stark@StarkIngenuity21 Aug 2022
That's your normal face.
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This is my disappointment face. Points for creativity on my name though.
Tony Stark (@StarkIngenuity) profile pictureTony Stark@StarkIngenuity21 Aug 2022
Samanthaniel Thomuel Wolson
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Anthony Edward Stark
Tony Stark (@StarkIngenuity) profile pictureTony Stark@StarkIngenuity21 Aug 2022
Bisexuals don't have friends. Only prey.
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Dear Twitter, I don't need to know everything Stark gets up to. Promise. Throwing people off his tower is normal.
Rudest or off the wall answers for the question, "What's up?" Go!
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I did not need to know that.
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Not the weirdest thing the smartest Lang has done.
Daniel Fenton (@JustFentonIn) profile pictureDaniel Fenton@JustFentonIn8 Jun 2022
Saw a giant woman pull a metal wasp out of a wall today. Yeah, no, New York is weird.
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Yeah, the screaming starts when I throw you out the plane.
Jerry (@NotAgentAgent) profile pictureJerry@NotAgentAgent22 May 2022
I am in a quinjet with Captain American. I will remain calm.
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Not on superiors but on some politicians.
Jerry (@NotAgentAgent) profile pictureJerry@NotAgentAgent21 May 2022
Okay, but @SmoothFlyinVet? Does it work for superiors in shadowy governmental agencies?
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Hey @CatventrerOG. We need to brainstorm on names.
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