Jessica

Buying groceries through @UberEats is a scam! Don’t fall for the deal, even with the discounts I ended up paying $20 MORE, than if i just went to the store, and of course they got items wrongs so i have to go anyway. They dont adjust to what the actual store charges them!

Kamalas slogan should be “lets get these old men out of office”

It should be illegal to smoke by children

Ngl at first I was jealous of the celebs taking ozempic but the more I look at them they look like old ladies now, gaunt and almost too bony, even the girls who are fit. It’s just off some how..

Is anyone still here?

Remember when lil scrappy said “OH KAY KAY KAY” 😖

If I opened a night club, a REAL club $ , would you come

Something no one is ready to talk about but a real baddie will always get with the nerd/nice guy/geek/the guy you aren’t even thinking about

Why does mopping always make you sweatier than any other physical activity?

I don’t care how old I am I will ALWAYS slice my apple before I eat it

Idk why old money aesthetic is a thing, like do people know where old money came from?

Why do nature shows LOVE covering seals and sea lions, like I know everything there possibly is to know about them after 30 minutes of every nature show. Can we choose other animals now?

I want to wear sun screen everyday but I also don’t like my eyes stinging all day

There are two types of people in this world based off this knowledge - the people that live to make things convenient and the people that live to make things beautiful..

And this pertains to almost any situation you look at.

I’ve come to the conclusion that in life you can either have things beautiful or convenient, never both.

I love when celebs do the “slick back” or wet look hair like do they know that’s the working girls “I ain’t got time to shower my hair is ungodly greasy” or the “I do not have time to unfizz my hair” style?

Lincoln turns 9 on Thursday.. 😭