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Joined April 2026
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we're all in a relationship right?
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RT @Funksmama: Nigerian men have zero game😅 they keep spamming every market day lmaooo😭😂
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What Saturday feels like:🤧
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My first nut still lives rent-free in my head. Peak human experience, unmatched to this day. 😭
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I DON'T CARE IF YOU TOOK 10 LOSSES LAST WEEK, WAKE UP LIKE A WINNER TODAY.
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"Daddy sing row row row your BOAT" Messi:
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Please, can a girl know she’s pregnant after one week of intercourse?
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As you dey suffer like this, you go dey think say God get plan for you. Before you know, you don turn 50😂
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“Pay ₦22,800 to confirm your scholarship and reserve your place” Don jazzy nice try
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until you address me directly, you don’t have an issue with me. you have an issue with yourself.
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You don drink garri with Fanta before?
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14hrs screen time on X ✅ 800 replies ✅ (replies stopped good through now) Eyes are now blurry(too much screen time) Hands are already paining me Let’s continue the engagement tomorrow family….goodnight y’all 🙏
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thinking of switching things up a bit, make una de wiii me. #NewProfilePic
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I wanna be loved and fucked.
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"I haven't seen you since we graduated" Oga, your touch and follow na N500. Collect your juju dey go house.
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Them no rate me , na money i dey find😪
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December 25 is never the deadline to make it. No tiff my phone abeg.
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When you finally fall in love, you’ll realise there’s a whole lot to life. 😂 Just kidding, guys. How we wan take attack SportyBet tomorrow? 😭
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