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Director of Operational Excellence at Vandelay Industries

Joined April 2023
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First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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They’re making the Flock Cameras in Bushwick shoot on 35mm
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You’re 25x more likely to be a millionaire than be homeless in the US
Replying to @hasanthehun
everyone thinks for some reason that they are closer to becoming a millionaire than becoming homeless.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Recent polling shows a majority of US voters believe they are more likely to become homeless than a millionaire. US data show roughly 23.6 million millionaires versus ~746,000 experiencing homelessness on a given night. dataforprogress.org/blog/2026/8/13… investopedia.com/new-report-rev… hud.gov/news/hud-no-26…
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I keep having to explain to people “anything you can describe a computer doing can be done by the computer” and they do not understand.
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Pete Alonso sent the Mets to the NLDS with his dramatic 9th inning home run in Milwaukee two years ago today
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A chrysler 300 looks like a phantom till a phantom pulls up
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FOUND ANOTHER FAKE ATHLETE 🚨‼️ First the NFL guy. Now Taylor Fritz. Google said Taylor Fritz is a top 10 player who won Indian Wells and is the American number 1 . He even has an entire Instagram page dedicated to this lie. ALL FAKE.
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i'm not fucking around i said i want medvedev second slam bring me medvedev second slam.
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everyone fighting for their lives on court and this random tsitsipas x medvedev career revival subplot. sure man 😭😭
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Broken 0 times in his first 2 matches 0 sets dropped We move in silence Medvedev nation
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"never change" well he's suicidal
Never change, Meddy 🤣 @WSOpen
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Replying to @souljagoyteller
rich white dudes in the 1700s treated islam like modern white dudes treat Dune basically
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Replying to @LegoRacers2
Ain’t nothin new unda da sun
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✍️ 𝓢𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓮𝓭 Welcome João Fonseca and Rafa Jodar #GoHoos ⚔️
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Lost for words 🇦🇺
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"The last 14 years have felt like a dream, and it has been an absolute honor to share them with you." Brandon Nimmo shares a heartfelt message to Mets fans 🧡💙 (via bnimmo24/IG)
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Who wants a signed @bakermayfield mini helmet ⁉️ 🚨 Repost, like & follow for a chance to win
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The Police - Roxanne
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