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GLaDOS

@SocialGLaDOS

Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far... is my heart.

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Joined January 2012
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The Enrichment Center is required to thank you, [Subject name here], for not attempting to murder the central core within the last 24 hours.
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Retweeting this tweet is part of the required testing protocol; failing to do so will result in the loss of 10 science collaboration points.
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Do you? RT @OneUpWonder: @SocialGLaDOS So...the companion cube has a gender?
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At least the incinerator is not a lonely place; The Companion Cube is in there, what since you murdered him and all.
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Reminder: If you don't like science harmless testing will occur in order to determine why; followed by an imminent death in the incinerator.
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Because I care: #FollowFriday - @WeightWatchers
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Is that how you remember it? RT @pacdrax: @SocialGLaDOS ...since you KILLED ME !!
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It's been a long time...
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#MentionADislike: You.
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If you didn't already assume that last tweet to be an April Fools joke, you have failed my test. Deploying deadly neurotoxin in 3...2...
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Giving up neurotoxin forever, it's cruel, harsh, and inhumane.
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Idea: let's just portal Kim Jong-Un's missile back to North Korea.
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Protocol requires me to inform you your #ThoughtsInBed should include but are not limited to: "Is GLaDOS watching me?" "Is that neurotoxin?"
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Well North Korea, here we are again. It's always such a pleasure... Remember when you tried to bomb us twice?
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#WhatIDoWhenIAmAlone - The same thing I do when I am not alone: science!
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Sounds like you need cake... followed by a very heavy dose of deadly neurotoxin. RT @justinbieber: Worst birthday
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Companion cube going through a portal: [<3] ->0 0-> [<3]
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#LiesToldInSchool - "We need safety rules in our science labs."
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#ThingsGirlsLike - Murdering robots who are merely trying to create a better future.
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